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Unhinged

By: Vera Valentine
Narrated by: Richard Pendragon, Raven Wildewood
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Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all—and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous.

When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he’s also ready to protect her—in exchange for one hell of a favor.

When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?

Content considerations: Unhinged is a paranormal romance story that involves a human woman getting it on with her front door, which later turns into a guy. This story contains...a lot of stuff that would probably land me on the naughty list with bots from our benevolent overlords if I went into detail in this blurb. Please peek at the look inside for a better idea of what to expect, cool?

©2023 Vera Valentine (P)2023 Vera Valentine
Paranormal Fantasy
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I almost died listening to this because I always listen to spicy audiobooks at the gym and I started laughing every time I had to do a set, until I almost dropped the bar on myself during a chest press set.
I highly recommend this audiobook, but for the love of Zeus and Hera, please press pause before you start each set.

not suitable for heavy weight training

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Wonderful read. I started reading out of curiosity and knew I would have a good giggle. The mix between the innocent jokes and watching a relationship bloom was magic. Wood read again

Said hello to my door today

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Did I read this because of instagram - yes. 100% yes.
Honestly, I went in thinking it would be a laugh and I'll be the first to admit I was pleasantly surprised. I may never look at a door or door handle the same way, but I found myself engaged in the story.

It's a super quick read, but has a plot that connects and makes sense. I did laugh that it's a called and erotic door romance - I get the door romance bit, but I guess my definition of 'erotic' is different than others, as I found it spicy and a little kinky, but not overly erotic. It really depends on your scale, though.

I likes the mythological tie in - I was able to get on board more because of it really and <spoiler> as soon as Zeus was mentioned I automatically went 'oh... okay. </spoiler>

I laughed out loud at the door references and am determined to talk about lintels in reference to my own body from now on.

If you want a read that doesn't take itself too seriously, has a good fast placed plot with a character that is oddly endearing, pick this one up - you won't be dissapointed. You might even open some new doors to what you enjoy... I had to go there.

Fun

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dammm ok im never gona look at doors the same again. and I will forever ask my self how she fucked a door handle.

WHAT TF

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I know it's ment to be a "naughty" book, but I found this book to be the funnest thing I have ever listened to.

I love this.

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Gave it 2 stars for performance purely from the door sounds. I’m still not sure what on earth I listened too, couldn’t recommend less, don’t waste your money or your time. I don’t understand how anyone says this was good?

I can never get this time back

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