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These Holiday Movies with Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed in Green and Red on Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually

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These Holiday Movies with Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed in Green and Red on Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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After returning to her small town of Christmas Falls from a life in the big city, Kelsi is hoping to start fresh with her very own chocolate milk brewery. Things are going well, but when she receives a letter from a secret admirer and instructions to wait until Christmas before opening, her business skyrockets.

Everyone in town is wondering who Kelsi’s Christmas admirer might be. Could it be the sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who works across the street at a rival chocolate milk brewery? How about the sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who is a doctor and ends up saving Kelsi’s life? Or maybe it’s the billionaire sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who is hoping to invest in Kelsi’s business?

On Christmas morning she’ll find out…in a hardcore bisexual orgy!

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling bisexual human-on-sentient-Christmas-film-group action.

©2020 Chuck Tingle (P)2021 Chuck Tingle
Christmas Winter Business
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