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Romance Is Like That

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Romance Is Like That

By: Liian Varus
Narrated by: Hugo Butterwick
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Caroline loves Dave. Dave loves Caroline. They're Caucasian, and there's a problem... No, not them being Caucasian, something else. Dave also loves business. Caroline wants nothing more than for Dave to see what she looks like below her navel, but Dave never gives her enough allotted time for that to happen. He's always so busy with business.

Dave has to be careful, because Caroline has this stupid friend, Brenda, that I really hate and she wants Caroline to herself. She wants Dave super dead and out of the picture for good.

Wait. There's more. Business hates Caroline, because she keeps trying to get Dave to miss important deadlines, so they can have sexy fun times together. Dave and Caroline seriously need to get their act together before Brenda and Business destroy their love. That would be bad. Why? Because romance isn't like that.

Luckily for our lovebirds, they have a secret weapon: Mortimer, a crafty goldfish who is amazing at coming up with brilliant plans. But can his plans save the lovers from turmoil and chaos, or will Brenda and Business succeed in obliterating the potential for the greatest love story ever to be told?

There's also a cat named Cheddar in the story. He's great.

©2025 Liian Varus (P)2025 Liian Varus

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