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Narrated by:
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Michael Katz
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By:
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Richard Tucker
About this listen
Yet another erotic absurdity from the author who reluctantly brought you I Have a Chart and Sofa King: a couch elegy.
Listeners, please be advised that this is an explicit, objectophilic work of satire.
©2025 Richard Tucker (P)2025 Richard Tucker
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