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Not So Kind Regards
- Warts & Claws Inc., Book 1
- Narrated by: Lance West, Lexi Evans
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
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It's just another Monster Monday . . .
Inferna expected many things to happen—but sparks flying between her, the office rival, and his lover was not one of them.
Calen is a nerdy omega witch, one that Inferna wants to sink her teeth into. Art is a stuck-up boss but can be a little more charming outside the regular 9-5.
After an evil HR agent shows up with an agenda, everything starts to change. No one is safe, tensions are high, and the creatures of Warts & Claws Inc will have to fight spell and claw to make it to the weekend.
Can Inferna, Calen, and Art survive a work week from hell while discovering a love that's off the charts?
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