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Morningwood

Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 1
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Morningwood

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Summary

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true—everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer—a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test—reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Profanity, Gore, Sexual Themes.

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Soundbooth Theater Dream
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Hilarious and entertaining from start to finish. The most unique book I've read in years.

Fantastic

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a new and funny way to write from the monsters viewpoint. I laugh a lot hearing this. I will get the new one

a new twist on fantasy novels

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one of the best rpg books on audible. the sense of progression is like no other.

progression!

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It's an awesome adventure with a lot of laughs he he he he he he

love this series

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I purchased this Audiobook on a whim, thinking it'd be some half-baked adventure of some blank-slate protagonist and his harem of travelling bimbos. But I was wrong, I didn't expect such a unique and interesting story from the perspective of a feeble minded monster.

Read This Book.
I normally don't read fiction, but this story and its narrator made for a great listen.

A story of a Shape-shifting Monster Mimic.

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