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Morningwood

Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 1

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Morningwood

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true—everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer—a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test—reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Profanity, Gore, Sexual Themes.

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Soundbooth Theater
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Hilarious and entertaining from start to finish. The most unique book I've read in years.

Fantastic

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a new and funny way to write from the monsters viewpoint. I laugh a lot hearing this. I will get the new one

a new twist on fantasy novels

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one of the best rpg books on audible. the sense of progression is like no other.

progression!

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If I could have listened to the whole thing in 1 sitting in would have.

Tasty

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Some spoilers.

The title drew me in, some reviews pulled me away. I gave it a shot and was very satisfied. The overtly sexual content is limited to 3 or 4 scenes. The story is a nice spin on the fantasy genre and it's an interesting listen. The performance is fantastic to the point I can barely tell it's only one person doing it all. Definitely be getting chapter 2

Not as bad as reviews say.

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One of my best books, make you love the main character and his "friends" even if that kill and eat most if npt all of the people they meet.

Tasty story

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Especially since I play DnD and can relate to the anti-hero who bumbles it's way through the events thrown at it.

A really fun story.

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this is a fantastic rpg book for adults, not suitable for kids, lots of funny moments and dirty moments, great listen.

great book

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Very fun and creative. Lots of fun to listen to. One of my new favourite audio books!

Everything

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A very different take on the D&D type story...

A little childish in a few places to the point of being cringeworthy... but overall fun and engaging, just clever enough to keep you listening but not overly so that you can't switch your brain off ...

Narration is superb...

Very different

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