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Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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Kendra’s been having a terrible day, and it only seems to be getting worse. Between the jammed drawer that kept her from eating breakfast, or the flat tire on her car, Kendra’s beginning to worry that her big presentation as work is headed for a similar dose of bad luck.

Fortunately, on the way to the office Kendra stumbles upon the planet Mercury herself, and quickly discovers that these unfortunate circumstances may be linked to the fact that Mercury is in retrograde.

Now it looks like the only way to move this beautiful heavenly body is through a session of hardcore lesbian ass eating!

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on lesbian planet action and hardcore sentient Mercury love.
©2022 Chuck Tingle (P)2023 Chuck Tingle
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica
Literature & Fiction
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