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Lightly Flavored Zero Calorie Carbonated Water Gets Me Off

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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Publisher's Summary

During a routine checkup at the doctor, Johanna finds herself on the receiving end of some terrible news. Thanks to an exclusive intake of soda, she no longer has any blood left in her veins - only fuzzy cola. 

To remedy this, her doctor suggests immediately switching over to La Groix, a lightly flavored zero-calorie carbonated water alternative. Unfortunately, Joanna quickly discovers everyone is sold out of the stuff. 

Desperate for water, Johanna finds herself going right to the source as she approaches a sentient, lesbian La Groix named Loba. She quickly discovers just how tasty this water can be. 

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human-on-lesbian sparkling beverage action and hardcore La Groix love.

©2020 Chuck Tingle (P)2021 Chuck Tingle
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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