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How to Date a Douchebag: The Learning Hours

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How to Date a Douchebag: The Learning Hours

By: Sara Ney
Narrated by: Josh Goodman, Muffy Newtown
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He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.

My friends want me to get laid.

So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus in bold printed letters:

Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?

Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551.

The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.

This isn't the kind of attention I want.

One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.

However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up - they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: Girls don't want me.

Especially her.

©2017 Sara Ney (P)2017 Audible, Inc.
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Yes I’m saying it, this is the best in the series. Loved the others, but this was just brilliant.
Excellent narrative and so very enjoyable to listen.

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Rhett is such a sweetheart I want to keep him for myself.

I loved this story, I loved that the Douchebag was the girl rather than the guy which is the usual.

The Learning Hours

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