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Alien Abduction for Beginners

The Intergalactic Guide to Humans

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Alien Abduction for Beginners

By: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.

Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female - and they’re graded on it.

The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification.

A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.

©2020 Skye MacKinnon (P)2021 Skye MacKinnon Fiction Disappearance Abduction
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A good read due to humorous stand point
All the usual triggers , wet , hard etc etc

Almost satirical

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This is the funniest alien abduction romance I've ever read! 🤣 Our three abductor are a bunch of hapless aliens. 🤣🤣 Bridget and Jake are one of my top favourites narrators. Thanks guys xx

***Hilarious***

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