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The Tatterdemon Omnibus
- All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her--but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root,flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries.
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The Tatterdemon Omnibus
- All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2018
- Language: English
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Requiem
- The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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This is the final book of the trilogy - a fat monstrous volume of pure undiluted scarecrow terror.
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Requiem
- The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2018
- Language: English
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Resurrection
- Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her; they shot her; they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive, Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom, but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries.
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Resurrection
- Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 28-08-2018
- Language: English
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Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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In 1691 the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom, but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries.
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Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 21-08-2018
- Language: English
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Bad Valentines 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Burka
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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Love is one of those four letter words that some people like to throw around - but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. Here are six of the strangest love stories you have ever heard. Find love and memories in the bag of a mysterious 18 wheeler in "Do-Overs and Detours - Somewhere North of Bigfoot". Find out just how bitter love can truly taste in "Hard Soup". Find out why the sea is so darned salty in "The Woman Who Lost Her Tooth While Laughing at the Sea".
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Bad Valentines 2
- Narrated by: Tom Burka
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Release date: 25-07-2018
- Language: English
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Plague Monkey Spam
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Bobby Kaye's life story started and ended with an email, and then the monkey dung hit the fan. We're talking blue plague monkeys, tulwar-swinging cab drivers, a ride-on-mower caravan of unbridled mass consumption, and a moon-infatuated, eight-legged story-telling spider god going toe-to-toe-to-toe-to-toe with the merciless, scud-spear wielding Nigerian spam genie - Prince Wanna-Wanna-Wanna!
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Plague Monkey Spam
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 21-06-2018
- Language: English
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Not Just Any Old Ghost Story...
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 7
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Dominic Vlasic
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
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Tommy has come home from the city to visit his dad for one last time. He is determined to get to the bottom of all of the secrets that his dad has kept for hidden behind a smokescreen of storytelling and charm. It turns out that some secrets are best left untold.
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Not Just Any Old Ghost Story...
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 7
- Narrated by: Dominic Vlasic
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 7
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 11-05-2018
- Language: English
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
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There is a big old sledding hill not more than two or three good snowballs' worth of distance from our home, just behind Hank Macabee's house. That hill was waiting for me and my brand new toboggan. It's one of those sneak-up kind of hills with a long slow ride down that picks up speed as it goes with a bump-hump at the end that you never see coming. The Christmas tree crashed through Hank Macabee's bay window. The tree stand clattered behind it and bounced with a clank on Hank's half-frozen front lawn. Hank came through the door with a shotgun in hand.
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
- Release date: 07-05-2018
- Language: English
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Kelpie Christmas
- Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 27 mins
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A short story involving a Celtic water spirit (the kelpie), an assassin, a librarian, a ghost, and a Santa-mugging street gang - a wild weird paranormal romance shoot-em-up story - written for listeners who hate to listen to romance.
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Kelpie Christmas
- Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- Length: 27 mins
- Release date: 13-03-2018
- Language: English
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Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure
- Kelpie Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 38 mins
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So how does a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, the Flying Dutchman, and the Krampus wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl? Why don't you grab this audiobook and hear for yourself?
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Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure
- Kelpie Tales
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 3
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 27-02-2018
- Language: English
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Kelpie Dreams
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness - with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old sea captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. Kelpie Dreams is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who hate romance novels.
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Kelpie Dreams
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 15-02-2018
- Language: English
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Bad Valentines
- Three Twisted Love Stories
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: David Woodfin
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around, but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. If you have ever had your heart broken - then this audiobook is for you. If you enjoy the taste of strong meat - then this audiobook is for you. If you've got a sense of weird that is honed as sharp as a cutthroat's knife - then this audiobook is for you. Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read.
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Bad Valentines
- Three Twisted Love Stories
- Narrated by: David Woodfin
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Release date: 20-12-2017
- Language: English
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A Blurt in Time
- The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: David Carroll
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Burt was certain that if he hadn't hit King Kong with Darth Vader's head, he would not have fallen into that Citadel Hill time-traveling toilet. He wouldn't have met and been shot by the one-armed ghost, and he would not have found himself in the wrong place at the wrong freaking time. A Blurt in Time is a YA time-travel horror story that grown-ups will want to hear when the kids aren't looking.
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A Blurt in Time
- The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
- Narrated by: David Carroll
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 15-12-2017
- Language: English
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Big Hairy Deal
- A Creep Squad Novel
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty...
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Big Hairy Deal
- A Creep Squad Novel
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Series: A Creep Squad, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 19-12-2017
- Language: English
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Sea Tales
- Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen Richard Planalp
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
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Let's face it. About 75 percent of the world is covered in water - and of that water nearly 97 percent of it can be found in the sea. Maritimers will tell you that there is a story for every wave that has ever washed upon the shoreline. Here are seven of them.
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Sea Tales
- Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out
- Narrated by: Stephen Richard Planalp
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 6
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 16-11-2017
- Language: English
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Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Scott Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you think you know the truth behind the Bible Stories you really ought to pick up a copy of this book. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good listen to the sample before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. This isn't exactly a solemn retelling of the Bible. In fact, I guarantee a giggle or two along the way. The fact is this is the story of the Book of Genesis as retold by a country gentleman who read the Bible a couple of times and is doing his level best to retell it in his own words.
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Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis
- Narrated by: Scott Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 03-11-2017
- Language: English
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Rueful Regret
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Charles Craig
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Meet Bass Clayton, a bounty killer turned professional drunkard. Silver Grimes is the man who inadvertently turned Bass Clayton into a drunk; after Bass accidentally shot Silver's arm off with an eight gauge shotgun. Sally Jezebel has a secret that she is keeping from both of them. Their lives are going to turn when Newt Gallagher comes riding into Willy Jake's bar on top of Pritcher Targate's prize sow. What you have got to ask yourself is just how far one man will go for revenge?
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Rueful Regret
- Narrated by: Charles Craig
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 31-10-2017
- Language: English
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October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
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You can smell that long-dying aroma of Autumn in the air. Kids are talking trick or treat and the leaves are already screaming at you in red and yellow and deep golden rust as they prepare for one final parachute down into the dirt. The tombstones are talking amongst themselves and winter is hiding just around the corner. It is the time of the year when people draw around the wood stove and the campfire and whisper stories of death and omens and ghosts and things that don't even have a name.
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October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories
- Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Release date: 26-10-2017
- Language: English
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Built for Hanging On: A Post-Apocalyptic Love Story
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 5
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Planalp
- Length: 29 mins
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It happened just yesterday or perhaps the day before. The bombs were dropped. No one knew why. Whatever the reason, due diligence was undoubtedly done and all aspects were carefully considered. Certainly the motion was passed around the Senate a time or two. After all, an election was coming. Every vestige of civilization was blown away, save for a few stubborn traces barnacled along the grim fringes of existence. Like say, maybe the Maritimes....
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Built for Hanging On: A Post-Apocalyptic Love Story
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 5
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Planalp
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 5
- Length: 29 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2017
- Language: English
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Finbar's Story
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 4
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen R Planalp
- Length: 47 mins
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Water is a liar. If you tell a story with water it cannot be trusted and it will wash away in the first hard rain or in the tears of a long good cry. And stories told in blood and stone stick longer by far. Listen. Finbar Tanner is telling a story to his son, Isaac. It is a story of love, desire, and sacrifice. It is a story of blood and water and stones. It is a story of the deeper currents that flow within a man's heart. It is a story of the sea.
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Finbar's Story
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 4
- Narrated by: Stephen R Planalp
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 4
- Length: 47 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2017
- Language: English
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