Try free for 30 days
-
Zombie Turkeys
- How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys: Life After Life, Volume 1
- Narrated by: Phil Blechman
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
Failed to add items
Add to basket failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from Wish List failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy Now for $22.99
No valid payment method on file.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also picked
-
I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street
- I Found Horror
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Something festive is growing in the sewer... After last year’s tragedy, Douglas’ parents are ignoring Christmas. But when Douglas finds an eerie strand of lights slithering through the sewer, he unwittingly unleashes merry terror upon his neighborhood’s tacky lights contest. String lights spread like invasive kudzu, turning festive decorations into surreal, predatory nightmares.
-
Lake County
- A Novel
- By: Lori Roy
- Narrated by: Marli Watson, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Desperate to break free of small-town Florida, Addie Anne Buckley dreams of following in the path of her glamorous aunt Jean—known to the world as Marilyn Monroe. When Aunt Jean plans a trip to Hollywood for Addie’s eighteenth birthday, Addie sees her chance to escape. One thing stands in her way: her boyfriend. Truitt Holt is Addie’s first and only love and will be joining her in California. But days before Addie’s due to leave, Truitt does an about-face and gives her a painful ultimatum: stay and marry him, or they’re through. Addie chooses her dream.
-
I Found a Circus Tent in the Woods Behind My House
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dave and his four-year-old, Jacob, find a circus tent in the woods behind their house. A strange voice invites them through the dark doorway. When they refuse, the tent swallows them.
-
Winterset Hollow
- By: Jonathan Edward Durham
- Narrated by: Jonathan Edward Durham
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone has wanted their favorite book to be real, if only for a moment. Everyone has wished to meet their favorite characters, if only for a day. But be careful in that wish, for even a history laid in ink can be repaid in flesh and blood, and reality is far deadlier than fiction...especially on Addington Isle.
-
-
Unknowing
- By Anonymous User on 13-12-2023
-
Cannibal Warfare
- A Post-Apocalyptic Virus Thriller
- By: Jordan Vezina
- Narrated by: Randolf Rebrick
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Senior Chief Cotton Wiley thought he had left his days of fighting behind in Iraq and Afghanistan, but the world had other plans. First a deadly virus ravaged humanity and then the attempt at a vaccine turned most of the survivors into genetically engineered cannibals. Now the former SEAL has a new mission: Get his daughter through the wasteland of what was once America and to a place where she has a chance at a future not soaked in blood.
-
End of Days: Books 1-7 Box Set
- By: Sam J. Fires
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz, Gerald Hill, Jorjeana Marie, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
During the coldest winter on record, an EMP attack wipes out the nation's power and cripples the country. As the city spirals into lawless chaos, an investigative journalist, twenty-six-year-old Cassandra Drews, is forced onto the dangerous streets of Portland to begin the long walk to her parents' home in Oregon. But hypothermia and starvation aren't the only dangers Cass and her rescue dog, Daisy, face on their perilous trek.
-
-
Box sets
- By Poor quality as pencils keep breaking, on 23-10-2023
-
I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street
- I Found Horror
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Something festive is growing in the sewer... After last year’s tragedy, Douglas’ parents are ignoring Christmas. But when Douglas finds an eerie strand of lights slithering through the sewer, he unwittingly unleashes merry terror upon his neighborhood’s tacky lights contest. String lights spread like invasive kudzu, turning festive decorations into surreal, predatory nightmares.
-
Lake County
- A Novel
- By: Lori Roy
- Narrated by: Marli Watson, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Desperate to break free of small-town Florida, Addie Anne Buckley dreams of following in the path of her glamorous aunt Jean—known to the world as Marilyn Monroe. When Aunt Jean plans a trip to Hollywood for Addie’s eighteenth birthday, Addie sees her chance to escape. One thing stands in her way: her boyfriend. Truitt Holt is Addie’s first and only love and will be joining her in California. But days before Addie’s due to leave, Truitt does an about-face and gives her a painful ultimatum: stay and marry him, or they’re through. Addie chooses her dream.
-
I Found a Circus Tent in the Woods Behind My House
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dave and his four-year-old, Jacob, find a circus tent in the woods behind their house. A strange voice invites them through the dark doorway. When they refuse, the tent swallows them.
-
Winterset Hollow
- By: Jonathan Edward Durham
- Narrated by: Jonathan Edward Durham
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone has wanted their favorite book to be real, if only for a moment. Everyone has wished to meet their favorite characters, if only for a day. But be careful in that wish, for even a history laid in ink can be repaid in flesh and blood, and reality is far deadlier than fiction...especially on Addington Isle.
-
-
Unknowing
- By Anonymous User on 13-12-2023
-
Cannibal Warfare
- A Post-Apocalyptic Virus Thriller
- By: Jordan Vezina
- Narrated by: Randolf Rebrick
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Senior Chief Cotton Wiley thought he had left his days of fighting behind in Iraq and Afghanistan, but the world had other plans. First a deadly virus ravaged humanity and then the attempt at a vaccine turned most of the survivors into genetically engineered cannibals. Now the former SEAL has a new mission: Get his daughter through the wasteland of what was once America and to a place where she has a chance at a future not soaked in blood.
-
End of Days: Books 1-7 Box Set
- By: Sam J. Fires
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz, Gerald Hill, Jorjeana Marie, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
During the coldest winter on record, an EMP attack wipes out the nation's power and cripples the country. As the city spirals into lawless chaos, an investigative journalist, twenty-six-year-old Cassandra Drews, is forced onto the dangerous streets of Portland to begin the long walk to her parents' home in Oregon. But hypothermia and starvation aren't the only dangers Cass and her rescue dog, Daisy, face on their perilous trek.
-
-
Box sets
- By Poor quality as pencils keep breaking, on 23-10-2023
Publisher's Summary
Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world. With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.