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Wisconsin Vamp
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Some vampires are destined for greatness. Herb Knudsen isn't one of them.
When truck-stop diner cook and mediocre bowler Herb Knudsen becomes a vampire, his once simple life gets a bit more complicated.
Herb’s not even sure how it happened. He wasn’t bitten by a vampire, which means there’s no one around to help him learn the ropes. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with every step.
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Booze, bowling, bake sales, bar fights, babes, blood, and karaoke.... Who would have thought that being undead would make life so exciting?
About the Monsters in the Midwest series:
Herb, Dallas, and Stanley live in northern Wisconsin, where life is nice and simple.
Until Herb becomes a vampire.
And Dallas becomes a werewolf.
And Stanley becomes a zombie.
Join the three friends on their hilariously awkward journeys as they learn that there really are monsters in the Midwest, and that's not always a bad thing.