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Unidentified Funny Objects 9
- Narrated by: Bill Yarbrough
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The Unidentified Funny Objects series delivers an annual dose of funny, zany, and unusual science fiction and fantasy stories. All-new fiction from the genre's top voices!
In this volume, you'll find:
* Overworked fairies distributing swords.
* Alien yeti slackers.
* Elf bakers.
* Absconded books.
* Superhero dance battles.
* Matchmakers...in spaaace!
This anthology contains the following stories:
The Hero of Small Things by Amanda Saville
Chai Noon by Esther Friesner
If Pages Could Blush by Kyle A. Massa
The Time Loop Device is Counting Down by Beth Goder
Crouching Swan Hidden Polka by Jim C Hines
Sgt. Yeti by Gini Koch
The Great Beyond Commands by John Wiswell
The Second Wish by James Beamon
These Three Aliens Walk into a Bar by Simon R. Green
Our Most Sincere Apologies to the People of Brazil by Jane Espenson
Liability Insurance Policy for Immortals, Cryptids, and Other Magical Beings: Annual Newsletter by Tina Connolly
The Shadchen of Venus by Lavie Tidhar
Cory Sucks by Auston Habershaw
Sunnyside Daycare Employees’ Chat Log, Post Alien Takeover by Amanda Helms
Cooking Up Trouble by C. Flynt
Right to Remain Silent by Jody Lynn Nye
Auntie Elsie’s Compleat Guide to Heartbreak by Tim Pratt
The Troll Bridge by Adam Gaylord
Do Gumshoes Dream of Electric Sleep by Dave Vierling
Hell’s Bureaucracy by David Hankins
A Crisis of Fate by Zach Shephard