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Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, or the number five value meal at McDaniels!
For close to a decade, the barbarian known as Thule the Vanquisher traversed the lands of Lemuria, thwarting wizards and warlords alike. But in the midst of his latest clash with his arch-nemesis, the Scorpion Sorcerer Riven Kul'Doom, things got a little out of hand.
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Can Thule defeat the sorcerer and find the key to returning home? Will his burgeoning harem of beautiful fast-food employees be enough to satisfy his great appetite? Will he get promoted to crew trainer? Find out in this captivating slice-of-life/sword and sorcery reverse isekai adventure inspired by the barbarian legends of yore!
Author's note: This is very silly, and I make no apology.
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- Luke H.
- 06-03-2023
A hilarious tongue-in-cheek harem adventure!
Author Virgil Knightley brings the laughs, the action and all of the spice in this playful reverse isekai adventure. I could listen to a classic sword and sorcery barbarian putting entitled McDaniel's customers in their place all day long. Hilarious!
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