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The Belcher

By: Luke Schmaltz
Narrated by: Luke Schmaltz
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The Belcher: Overserved Underdog - narrated by author Luke Schmaltz

A long-brewing clash between a Mile High music legend and an aggressive government censor has come to a head, as Pablo Vasquez - a.k.a. The Soothsayer - must contend with the diabolical Blatherskite and his minions. To bolster his crusade, Vasquez recruits Earl Danners - a prolific beer drinker with a burgeoning talent for belching forth sonic blasts of guttural decimation.

A reluctant hero, Earl must quickly grow into his role of "The Belcher" as advancing forces of evil threaten to stomp out every iteration of artistic expression and rip apart the very essence of life itself. The Soothsayer and The Belcher encounter other outcasts and biological superfreaks and form a ragtag team of vigilantes with Knockers, Red-Eye Robinson, The Whine-O, and an alluring femme fatale named Cricket.

Together, they align against Blatherskite, the ranks of the Environmental Agency of Restrictions (EAR), the Army National Guard, and a sinister, stench-spewing supervillain known as "The Gasser".

The standoff escalates into an urban war, and the face of downtown Denver will never again be the same.

©2020 Luke Schmaltz (P)2021 Luke Schmaltz

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