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Suck My Life
- A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel (Sucking Dead, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Rachel Woods
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Mya
One minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me. Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Wayward.
Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.
So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls. Yep, any newly dead spirits that are wild, unhappy, and out to cause trouble. All mine.
Oh, and there's another tiny thing I need to get my head around. The guy who prevented my demise? He's Death himself. The grim reaper took a shine to me and wants to take me on a date.
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- Naedrax17
- 07-06-2022
Quick light fun
I saw a review refer this similar to Undead & Unwed by Maryjanice Davidson & I was in. They are many similarities where MFC has a shoe obsession, dies & comes back as a vampire & queen. But in a different way.
I found this a quick read / listen with some laugh out loud moments. The story is pretty light but if you want a quick funny read this is it. I hope this series continues on.
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