Short Story Twelve-Pack runs nearly four hours and consists of the following short stories:

• "Now We're Even" - Payback to a former high school bully can be really satisfying if you do it right
• "Paine in the Ass" - How to put the office know-it-all in his place once and for all
• "Pieces of Eight" - Does the vacant neighbor's house really have gold doubloons hidden in its walls?
• "Precious" - She's got all the money and he's envious. Now, how to get rid of her without going to prison
• "Sam's Little Helper" - She escapes from his farmhouse bedroom, running for her life...or does she?
• "Speed Trap" - Caught in a speed trap, this motorist learns an expensive lesson about speed...and life
• "Tattoo Who?" - Meek man wants to feel the effects of tattoos without actually getting them. Now what?
• "The Big Switch Caper" - Rent a car and switch engines with your clunker? Sounds foolproof.... Not quite
• "The Butcher of Springfield" - The actions of this butcher affects the actions of another kind of butcher
• "The Ten-Grand Stunt" - What kind of foolhardy stunt would you try in order to win $10,000.00?
• "Three's a Crowd" - Is reading Bill Bernico stories hazardous to your health? Let's find out
• "You Were Saying" - Your plane's going down. Now's your chance to tell your wife what you really think