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  • Say It Ain't So

  • SWAT Generation 2.0, Book Nine
  • By: Lani Lynn Vale
  • Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Joe Arden
  • Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (20 ratings)

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Say It Ain't So

By: Lani Lynn Vale
Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Joe Arden
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He should’ve never left his house. He should’ve stayed at home. He has a legitimate excuse - he’s running a fever and he’s fairly sure he’s developing pneumonia. He should have called in sick...but he doesn’t.

He goes to work, because his team is relying on him.

First, he has to sign about 8000 calendars - all from women who purchased said calendars to benefit the Fallen Officer fundraiser. And when he’s done with that, he has to endure a television interview along with the rest of the SWAT team seeing as they made national news with their "Hot SWAT" calendar that’s sold a million copies to women all over the world.

Needless to say, when Samuel Adams walks into the pharmacy hours later, he only has one thing on his mind. Ibuprofen.

Sadly, he never gets to the Ibuprofen. Mostly because before he gets there, he finds a junkie waving a gun around threatening to kill anybody that moves.

He’s running a fever. That has to be the reason that the girl in the corner begins cursing up a storm and drawing the junkie’s attention. Has to be.

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

She tells herself to take a deep breath. Tells herself that she needs to calm down. Tells herself that if she doesn’t get her act under control, things are going to get ugly.

And, of course, that’s when the curse words start flying.

The more nervous she gets, the worse her Tourette’s becomes. Which is, of course, why she stands up and gives the man a perfect target.

Thank God that the coughing giant in the corner makes the same move and saves her life.

And how does she repay him? By calling him every awful word in the dictionary.

Thank you, Tourette’s.

©2020 Lani Lynn Vale (P)2020 Lani Lynn Vale

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Sweet story

I liked how the story evolved and towards the end there was a bit of a plot twist. It was good but not excellent. The book was also sad at one part but stick with it. Overall an enjoyable read.

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This audio has to be another one of my favourites. It will have you laughing out loud at different scenes then sad at another, then lastly joy at the beautiful HEA that this story has. Both these narrators couldnt have done a better job if they tried. This is why I so love audios when narrators like these two do such a good job that you could listen to more.
Lani Lynn Vale if anything as a author gets so much better the more books she write. I just love it when her characters are humorous.

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