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Punpkins for Cheap
- A Grotesque Horror, Novelette
- Narrated by: Ronald Young
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Just in time for Halloween! Trick or treat?
The first story is the trick.
The second story is the treat.
Punpkins for Cheap
This book should never be listened to by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled "Tampons Are Not Yummy". So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is.
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Mature audiences only two extreme short stories.