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Peas and Queues
- Narrated by: Sandi Toksvig
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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How do you get rid of unwanted guests? What do you do if there's a racket in the quiet carriage? How should you eat peas, and behave in queues?
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- Ms. Jocelyn Dart
- 18-06-2023
Charming and helpful
A really very useful and programmatic approach to manners with many helpful and interesting asides. Sandi's narration is delightful.
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- Anonymous User
- 16-04-2020
Fantastic!
Sandy is a brilliant historical storyteller. The mix of facts and humour is brilliant. Deserves 10 stars.
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- Culture
- 04-09-2019
A lost art
Thank you, Sandi,
Absolutely brilliant.😍😍
Manners are certainly a lost art, I do love how you refer to others as you tell your story.
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- Bob
- 09-06-2021
Essential for all of culture and times
Sandi captures the essence of what is no longer a passage to a much neglected rite of society. Loved the witticisms and generous serves of humour. Thank you for taking the time to write.
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- sarah
- 28-12-2017
beautiful
loved this, don't in Sandi's voice and gently useful simple advice for day to day that we no longer learn. adorable
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- Tina
- 25-03-2016
I learned a lot.
Very interesting and educational, as well as rather funny. Human behaviour can be very odd and Sandi uses humour very well while explaining herself.
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