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Orcs in Portland and Other Social Justice Issues
- Misfits of Carnt, Book 2
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Orcs invading Portland, a warg in the janitor's closet, black ooze dissolving the gym teacher: a typical day for the students of Beaverton High and their fearless teaching assistant.
Petra thought working for her old high school was the worst thing that could happen to her—until a magical disease infected her son.
Meanwhile, the Barbarians Breakfast Club faces creatures invading their high school and murdering their classmates and principal. Okay, so maybe the latter isn't that bad.
The phenomena intensify, and soon, it is not just the high school that's infested with murderous creatures. So, our hapless heroes must seek aid from old allies and enemies.
Find out if Portland can survive in the second Misfits of Carnt novel.