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  • Never Suck a Dead Man's Hand

  • Curious Adventures of a CSI
  • By: Dana Kollmann
  • Narrated by: Kate Zane
  • Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
  • 3.0 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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Never Suck a Dead Man's Hand

By: Dana Kollmann
Narrated by: Kate Zane
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Publisher's Summary

Step past the flashing lights into the true scene of the crime with this frank, unflinching, and unforgettable account of life as a crime scene investigator. Whether explaining rigor mortis or the art of fingerprinting a stiff corpse on the side of the road, Dana Kollmann details her true, unvarnished experiences as a CSI for the Baltimore County Police Department.

Unlike the popular crime dramas proliferating on today's television networks, these forensic tales forgo glitz for grit to show what really goes on. Kollmann recounts stories that the cops and the CSIs usually leave in the field, bringing the sights, smells, and sounds of a crime scene alive as never before.

Unveiling the process and science of crime scene investigation in all its fascination, Never Suck a Dead Man's Hand takes you into the strange world behind the yellow tape, offering a truly eye-opening perspective on the day-to-day life of a CSI.

Contains mature themes.

©2007 Dana D. Kollmann (P)2021 Tantor

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utter crap

this is terribly written. the author seems to like to belittle people for no reason in the story despite complaining about the same behaviors from other officers in her department. crap. don't waste your money

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laughed the whole way

great hangmans humour, it will have you laughing. wife and I both loved it. Worth a listen and free as well.

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