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  • Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station

  • Life Lessons for Children of All Ages
  • By: Beth Detjens
  • Narrated by: Beth Detjens
  • Length: 1 hr and 34 mins

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Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station

By: Beth Detjens
Narrated by: Beth Detjens
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Publisher's Summary

One of my favorite pets growing up was a raccoon named Bandit. He wasn't by any stretch a traditional pet, but he was by far the most entertaining.

The lessons that accompany these stories aren't particularly deep. They're a collection of simple truths that I learned from our life with Bandit that have served our family well. When you listen to the stories, you might shake your head and wonder how and why our family had so many crazy adventures. The short answer...my eccentric, animal-loving dad, and my incredibly kind and gracious mom.

Growing up in our family was such a fun and educational adventure. Perhaps the most amazing part is that every story you'll listen to here actually happened - unbelievably, often unfortunately - it all happened.

May you enjoy listening to these stories as much as my family enjoyed living them.

©2019 Beth Detjens (P)2019 Beth Detjens

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