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Neanderthal Seeks Human
- A Smart Romance, Knitting in the City, Volume 1
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 14 hrs and 48 mins
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Publisher's Summary
This is a full-length, 115,000-word novel and is the first book in the Knitting in the City series.
There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris:
- She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (too much trivial information), especially when she is unnerved;
- No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan; and
- She doesn't know how to knit.
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan—a.k.a. Sir McHotpants—witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn—the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies—to make her an offer she can't refuse.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-04-2022
Laughed out loud
Funny...such quirky characters. Surprisingly enjoyable, not a sensual storyline but great read. Will be reading book 2
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- Anonymous User
- 22-04-2022
Great book
Really enjoyed this book. had a great story line and narrated really well. looking forward to the rest of the books in the series.
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- Jared Posthumus
- 12-03-2019
loved it
a great book. loved the characters. finished in two days. will be looking for another book by this author
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- Jayltee
- 24-10-2014
Really enjoyable
A romance with heart and brains that was a pleasure to explore. The main characters are adorable and interesting, with the obliviousness of the protagonist helping the progress of the story. Silly at times in the best way while also being funny and charming.
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- Fred
- 11-02-2021
loved it
I really really really enjoyed this book. would highly recommend. loveable characters and great performance
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- Narny
- 07-02-2022
Really Enjoyed It
Great read, and I really loved the characters. Janie is so quirky and Quinn is the epitome of the broody hero. Just loved it
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- Leish Dodds
- 22-07-2022
Entertaining
I really enjoyed this. I loved that Janey wasn't your typical main character and she gave so much more to the story. The narration was good too.
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- Caitlin Bruns
- 01-07-2023
All the lols
Hilarious! Nice mix of romantic comedy, mystery - all the fun stuff. Narrator was spot on as the adorkable heroine.
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- Kirsten
- 20-02-2016
Slightly 50 shades-ish & felt unfinished
I really enjoyed the book and it made me laugh out loud a few times. But I felt the adoring descriptions if Quinn a little O.T.T and 50 shades-ish. A few nice little twists but felt unfinished at the end.. still a lot of unanswered questions.
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- Author
- 06-01-2018
awesome read
For all the odd, weird, awkward girls out there this books gives us an audience because there's a guy out there who will embrace it all and the unique that you come in.
I loved this story, its so detailed and its sad and its got batshit crazy bits and some great mystery all wrapped up un one and just a guy who wants his gal and woos her until she caves.
i loved it.
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