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My So-Called Sex Life
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Sebastian York
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A delicious romantic comedy performed by Sebastian York & Vanessa Edwin!
I’ve got a list of people I absolutely don’t ever want to be stuck with on a boat, or a plane, or a train, and it starts and ends with the broody, grumpy, too-sexy-for-my-own good Axel Huxley.
Also known as this romance novelist’s number one nemesis.
The man is legendary for his mighty pen and his even mightier scowl. I tried to work together with the cocky thriller writer once upon a time, but the two of us are like vodka and good decisions. We don’t play well together.
Only now, our publishers are sending us on a joint trip across Europe to mingle with our most devoted readers on an old-fashioned luxury train. And thanks to a booking snafu, we have to share a sleeper car.
You guessed it--there's only one bed.
I'm not sure I can survive the next seven days and nights with my dangerously sexy enemy and all our fiery tension.
Which explodes one night in a desperately needed hate bang.
But the bigger plot twist is this – the more time we spend together, visiting the most romantic cities in Europe by day and discovering each other at night, the more I’m forced to face our past.
To let go of the hurt.
To see the man he’s become.
And when I do, I wonder if it’s too late to write a new happy ending for us?
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- Barbra Lazzarini
- 02-05-2023
Awesome 💜✨
I love these beautiful characters and their story I especially loved listening to Sebastian and Vanessa who did a brilliant job bringing this story to life . Perfect ✨💜✨💜✨
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- Paul Van Eede
- 05-03-2023
Romantic plus spicy train ride through Europe
Absolutely loved this book. I started reading the ebook while I waited impatiently for it come to cover out on Audible.
Lauren always picks fantastic narrators who bring the characters and story to life, drawing you in and giving you all the feels... Banter - check. Getting turned on - check. Butterflies - check.
Definitely up in my top favourite reads from Lauren.
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- Anonymous User
- 26-03-2024
Feel good pallet cleanser
I just loved this , the banter had me giggling and storyline was great. Really enjoyed this and loved Axel .
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- candi mc
- 04-03-2023
Five Calgone Take Me Aways!
These two - Hazel and Axl - omg! The banter is priceless. The dialogue going on in Hazel's head is hilarious! Oh how you want them to get together.... Do they? Definitely 5 Calgone Take Me Aways!
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- Sue
- 12-03-2023
WOW
Incredible writing, so much interaction,narration brilliant Sebadtion and Edwina star and looking forward to more train,bus car plane or any other mode of transport books!!!😁🤩
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