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My Life as a Potato
- Narrated by: Robbie Daymond
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Publisher's Summary
For anyone who has ever felt like a potato in middle school, this hilarious story about a boy forced to become the dorkiest school mascot ever will have listeners cheering!
"A grade A, spudtastic (not to mention FUNNY) debut. Arianne Costner sure knows middle school and middle schoolers!" (Chris Grabenstein, number one New York Times best-selling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library)
Ben Hardy believes he's cursed by potatoes. And now he's moved to Idaho, where the school's mascot is Steve the Spud! Yeah, this cannot be good.
After accidentally causing the mascot to sprain an ankle, Ben is sentenced to Spud duty for the final basketball games of the year. But if the other kids know he's the Spud, his plans for popularity are likely to be a big dud! Ben doesn't want to let the team down, so he lies to his friends to keep it a secret. No one will know it's him under the potato suit...right?
Life as a potato is all about not getting mashed!
"A hilarious, relatable story for any kid who has ever felt out of place." (Stacy McAnulty, author of The Miscalculations of Lightning Girl)
Critic Reviews
"A grade A, spudtastic (not to mention FUNNY) debut. Arianne Costner sure knows middle school and middle schoolers!" (Chris Grabenstein, number one New York Times best-selling author)
"A hilarious, relatable story for any kid who has ever felt out of place." (Stacy McAnulty, author of The Miscalculations of Lightning Girl)
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- Dean Cherny
- 28-05-2023
So Good
The characters are extremely entertaining, engaging and really relatable! It’s worth a credit and a good review!!
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- Anonymous User
- 14-06-2022
I love this book
I loved this book it’s a Comedy romance and life like it was if this story of the potato was me because it’s kinda relatetble if your nevours from a new school it’s fun and exciting to listen I would love this book to have a squeal
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- Melinda maher
- 01-08-2023
My life as a potato is so good
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I like every single thing about this book the only thing that I dislike was they did not make a second book
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- Anonymous User
- 25-04-2024
what's the most worth it they loved each other and I had no idea I thought they weren't gonna be friends in
I love to the mashed potato part and it was so cool I loved it so so much because it was super funny and I got the humour
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- Anonymous User
- 02-07-2023
Superb
It’s Engaging relatable felt like I was in there. There was nothing to dislike. I loved it.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-10-2023
relly good
relly good but i love potatos so that is one point of sorry but over all it is funny i love it
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