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My Head Has a Bellyache
- And More Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff, Chris Harris, Jozie Harris, Isla Muchmore, Lisa Cahn, Jack Caleb
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
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Publisher's Summary
This hilarious follow-up to the New York Times bestselling poetry book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming is full of surprising twists of wit and wordplay that will have listeners rolling on the floor laughing!
“Highly recommended, it gets 5 stars and 8 moons and a chef's kiss and a tip of the hat and a jump in the lake from me.”—Bob Odenkirk, award-winning actor, writer, and comedian
I'm Just No Good at Rhyming is this century's most acclaimed comedic poetry collection so far, described as "a worthy heir to Silverstein, Seuss, and even Ogden Nash" (PublishersWeekly), "wildly imaginative...inspired and inspiring" (Kirkus), and as "everything a book for kids should be" (B.J. Novak). Now, Chris Harris delivers all that and more with dazzling new heights of creativity, kooky conundrums, witty wordsmithing, and of course, wacky laugh-out-loud fun!
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If your head has a bellyache as you listen to this book, it will only be because you're laughing WAY. TOO. HARD!
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"The funniest, smartest, wildest, and most wonderfully illustrated and designed book I have read in about...forever.”—Jon Scieszka, bestselling children’s book author and first National Ambassador of Young People’s Literature