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Lich, Please
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 3
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but this hot lich is bringing ribbons and a sharp axe.
Having successfully stolen half the souls of Fairhaven out from under her rival's pretentious undead nose, Maud must now find homes for all her new pets, but the living are much noisier than the dead. As if that wasn't vexing enough, the self-appointed lich king has just unleashed a zombie plague on the land, threatening both Maud's patience and her wool supply.
Sometimes, to earn your peace and quiet, you just have to pop on a nice dress and go to war.
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Lich, Please is a grisly slice-of-life fantasy with ample gore.
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- Donna B
- 12-06-2023
Thoroughly enjoyable series
Thoroughly enjoyable series of books to listen too. Lady Lich is a wonderful character that is so relatable, loving nothing more than a peaceful existence with her undead cat, her garden and her embroidery, which she must fight to defend from a world that wants to destroy her and all loves. The humour, strategy, gory dispatching of her enemies and wily trapping of do-gooders, makes this a must to listen too…oddly enough, while embroidering!
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