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Here There Be Monsters
- Narrated by: Nicholas Jordan
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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When Sam Martinez finds himself abducted by aliens, he thought he was having a bad day. When he finds himself in charge of an eccentric collection of fellow captives on a stolen spaceship, he realizes it could always get worse.
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