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Elfie Unperfect
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Perfectionist Elfie Oster learns the value of "unperfection", in this funny look at middle school life from the author of Annie's Life in Lists.
Elfie Oster was sure that Hampshire Academy was going to be the perfect school for her. She was sure about it right up to the minute she got expelled. On her first day.
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"Just the right mix of gentle humor, unconditional love, and Elfie’s own compelling brand of heart." (Kirkus Reviews)
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