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- Custard Protocol, Book 3
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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From New York Times best-selling author Gail Carriger comes the delightful sequel to Imprudence.
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All alone in Singapore, proper Miss Primrose Tunstell must steal helium to save her airship, the Spotted Custard, in a scheme involving a lovesick werecat and a fake fish tail.
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"Carriger excels at wry humor and clever phrasing, and her ensemble cast is thoroughly charming and satisfyingly diverse. There's a genuine sense of whimsy and fun running throughout this story."—Publishers Weekly
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just love these quirky stories and wonderful characters. never knew steampunk, supernaturals and a diet revolution could be so fun
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