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The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire Audiobook

The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire: The World of Dan and Phil

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If you found The Amazing Book is Not on Fire at least mildly interesting, or even if you didn't read it at all, then you will LOVE our audiobook! Not only do you get us sensually narrating the whole thing in your ears, but there are over three hours of exclusive behind-the-scenes commentary on the book, and irrelevant Dan and Phil banter straight from our mouths to your ears! Who doesn't want that? Okay, that came out kind of weird, but trust us you'll like it. I guess we have to rephrase the blurb..?

In this AUDIObook is a world. An AUDIOworld created by two awkward guys who share their lives on the internet! We are Dan and Phil and we invite you on a journey inside our minds THROUGH YOUR EARS! From reading the stories of our actual births, to verbally exploring Phil’s teenage diary and pontificating about all the reasons why Dan’s a fail. Learn how to draw the perfect cat whiskers, get aural advice on how to make YouTube videos and How Will This Quiz Work discover which of our dining chairs represents you emotionally. With everything from what we text each other, to the time we met One Direction and what really happened in Vegas... This is The Amazing AUDIO Book Is Not On Fire!

This is The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire!

©2015 Dan Howell and Phil Lester (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

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    Emily 13/11/2015
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    "Seriously epic"
    What made the experience of listening to The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire the most enjoyable?

    I loved the personality and bants thrown in, really adds depth and another layer to what was already a great read :)


    Which character – as performed by Dan Howell and Phil Lester – was your favourite?

    As if you can even ask me that D:


    Any additional comments?

    It was seriously amazing as the title suggests. Do yourself a favour and listen to this gem.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Agent 003 ur mum 15/11/2015
    Agent 003 ur mum 15/11/2015
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    "What did you expect?"
    Would you listen to The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire again? Why?

    Yes because you and I both know we are all trash and I am not sorry.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire?

    The mad banter.


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    The mad banter.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The mad banter.


    Any additional comments?

    👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good stuff go౦ԁ sTuff👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good stuff

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Danielle 15/10/2016
    Danielle 15/10/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "SO FANTASTIC"

    I read it over a span of about 7 hours as I kept on stopping it to either cry, craft or speak to my fellow phans over Instagram but it was worth it. I'm so proud of how far Dan and Phil have come from cat whiskers to a book and a tour and I'm so happy that it's an audio book too. Overall this is probably the best thing audible has to offer, no offense, as it's just so... Dan and Phil. I honestly can't see how someone could give this less than 3 stars in each category.

    I liked how they added small bits that weren't in the book like them actually taking the chair quiz and some extra things in the Dan and phil album.

    I would recommend this book to any big YouTube fan and especially Dan and Phil fans. However I don't recommend this to anyone new to the whole Dan and Phil experience as they probably won't understand much of the jokes, references and general humor of the audiobook.

    I choose 5 stars for everything as it was a truely great performance and they did a great job on things like explaining the pictures. It doesn't really have a story line but I get the idea of each individual page. Overall it really is just an amazing book and it's perfect if you just need some background voice or if you just aren't able to get the physical book. Or you just like listening instead of reading.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Naomi 11/10/2016
    Naomi 11/10/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "So Good"

    Amazing Experience, I laughed so many times on the bus and unsettled everyone else. Sorry

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly 30/09/2016
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    "IT WAS AMAZING"

    I absolutely adored it and I definitely wasn't disappointed. And because - PHAN

    I mean come on, if it has Phan of course I'm going to love it!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    stephanie 07/09/2016
    stephanie 07/09/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "Amazing"

    I loved every second of this book and the fact that Dan and Phil read it themselves just adds something extrodinary to it :)

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Emma 06/09/2016
    Emma 06/09/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "Amazing (phil lol)"

    This is a great book, I love Dan and Phil and I also love how they took the time from their busy lives to narrate it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Emma 16/08/2016
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    "I looked really creepy when I randomly laughed or smiled."

    I always smiled when I read this. And I feel like this is maybe better than just the book because their voices are there and it's like one big video. I love it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bailey 05/07/2016
    Bailey 05/07/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "Awesome"

    Needed something to listen to for a 7 hour road trip and being big fans of Dan and Phil this was a clear choice. Made the time fly by - highly recommend.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Tessa Frost 04/07/2016
    Tessa Frost 04/07/2016
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    "Amazing and definitely not on fire"

    It was amazing. Dan and Phil have done a brilliant job and everyone should listen to it at least once.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Caitlin
    13/11/15
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    "This book truly is AMAZING"

    10/10 would listen to and cry again. I'll listen to Dan reading "The Urge" until I fall asleep every night for the next 10 years.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Ameliaa Xavier
    US
    26/04/16
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    "PHAN THE RIDICULOUS"

    I started laughing from their childhood stories to the Vegas Story! This book hilarious & full with ridiculousness of Dan and Phil. Give it a try & you'll think they're the weirdest & funniest human being in this world xD

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Ellie-Mae
    12/01/16
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    "Dan and Phil are literally the best people 😱😍"

    Literally can not express how good this book was I think I've listened to it like 5 times now 😂, I lost count of how many times it made me laugh tbh love dan and Phil so so much ❤️❤️❤️

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Ileana
    31/12/15
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    "Amazing (and Not on Fire)- (ACE!)"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would, because Dan and Phil have very interesting personalities which makes it really fun and entertaining to listen to them. Also, this audiobook can help you get know them more and can really help you if you want to start on Youtube.


    Which character – as performed by Dan Howell and Phil Lester – was your favorite?

    ...Both Dan and Phil, because they're equal in awesomeness.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The entire book... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


    Any additional comments?

    I strongly recommend this book if you are part of the Phandom or if you just want to get to know Dan and Phil. I am so, so, so proud of how far they have come, and I hope that there will be many more years of Dan, Phil and Dil. :3

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    26/11/15
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    "good pace and peaceful voices"

    I love to listen to this at night as their voices make me sleep well.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Ang
    25/11/15
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    "Truly Amazing"

    I listened to this while doing mundane, everyday stuff, like doing my makeup in the morning or while feeding my pet, and it gave everything a bit more life and sparkle. These guys are DJs now as well for a reason, their voices are absolutely captivating. 😁✨

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Cliente de Amazon
    20/11/15
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    "TABINOF is amazing"

    TABINOF is amazing you can't miss the chance to listen to it. is funny and touch pheels

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Autumn
    18/11/15
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    "Definitely Amazing!!"

    It's so amazing that I wished it wouldn't end!! Great job guys!! I hope there would be a sequel in around 10 or 20 years!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Dominique
    17/11/15
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    "The BANTER"


    Is one of their strongest points, either as a duo or by themselves, and here it's no different from that. Prepare yourself for the immersion that the audio provides and grab some earphones. It feels more real listening to it than reading a physical copy. The extra bits of commenting on photos, chapters or each others performances are a gift. Also, listening to their voices right into your ear for +4 hours: why not?

    It's their world. Our world. Also I think I should warn you: if you're new here know that once you have joined there's no way out, but it's gonna be fun. I promisse.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rose
    15/11/15
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    "Incredible"

    It could've been horrible, as I already own the book, but their witty remarks and funny inside jokes made this audio book a fun experience!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Brittany
    13/11/15
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    "Congratulations!"

    I'm so proud of Dan and Phil ♡ I feel like this audio book really brought TABINOF together. It made it genuine and real. All of the extra bants were amazing and I couldn't have wished for anything better. So, so proud of you boys! Thank you 😁

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Rebecca
    13/11/15
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    "Just Awesome"

    Just filled with amazingness!! Best 5 hours of my life!! Also narrated by the actual authors in their typical unique style! Again amazing!! Thanks for making this guys and for being in our lives!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Susan Kleppestø
    Norway
    30/11/15
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    "Amazing."

    There's nothing to dislike. Everything was perfect.
    Thank you so much.
    I recommend this to the whole fandom of Dan and Phil.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Tara
    19/11/15
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    "Wow"

    Loved it. Laughed so much to many stories. Will recommend this to everyone! Well done guy's!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • T. Bradshaw
    Devon, UK
    13/11/15
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    "Great! Loved it!"

    Funny, interesting and I really enjoyed listening to Dan and Phil discussing and reading the book.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Sharon
    13/11/15
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    "amazing"

    Best book. A nice continuation from the main book. Well done phan. Nice trailer too :)

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Paul
    13/11/15
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    "Dan and Phil at their Audible best"

    These two YouTubers have really made a mark in the world, both virtual and real life.
    Having read and owned the #TABINOF, hearing it read by the two authors is just pure joy. Not only do they put their unique spin and delivery reading the book, but being the authors you get that extra depth to the insights from the book into their lives.
    Highly recommend listening to this.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • rannveig
    13/11/15
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    "everything you'd hope for and more"

    loved it! quirky , funny and deep. all the feels and quite a few laughs

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Sophie
    12/11/15
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    "HOW"

    How have they made the audible book even better than the actual book?! Ahhh help me, these two dorks are amazing at everything (pun intended) they are so inspirational and I just spent my whole morning listening to this, I have no regrets ❤️

    10 of 13 people found this review helpful
  • Eve Dedman
    Kidderminster
    13/11/15
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    "too good"
    What made the experience of listening to The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire the most enjoyable?

    except dan can't read his own handwriting smh wyd get ur lyf 2gther wth wow


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    erm dan and phil wyd audible


    What about Dan Howell and Phil Lester ’s performance did you like?

    well im so far up their ass anyway it could have been crap (which it wasnt) and i would still listen


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    cinnamon roll and meme: take on the world


    Any additional comments?

    erm no wth go away

    15 of 20 people found this review helpful

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