Young Mary Newton, born into a large Irish family in a small Watford semi, is always getting into trouble. When she isn’t choking back fits of giggles at Holy Communion or eating Chappie dog food for a bet, she’s accidentally setting fire to the local school. Mary is a trouble magnet. And unlike her brothers, somehow she always gets caught....
Britain in the 1970s is a world where R. White's lemonade is drunk in secret, curry comes in a box marked "Vesta", and beanz meanz Heinz. In Mary’s family money is scarce. Clothes are hand-me-downs, holidays are a church day out to Hastings, and meals are variations on a potato theme. But these are good times, and everything revolves around the force of nature that is Theresa, Mary’s mum.When tragedy unexpectedly blows this world apart, a new chapter in Mary’s life opens up. She takes to the camp and glamour of Harrods window dressing like a duck to water, and Mary, Queen of Shops is born....
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this is worth a listen. only issue I had with this was due to the irish accent I found it spoken a little quickly so had to really concentrate when listening. I did try slowing down audible to .75 speed but sounded silly. the content was funny and enjoyable, just wished the author narrator talked a little slower for those of us who aren't used to everyday irish accents. Overall quite amusing!
"Disappointing but I will buy the next!"
I was hoping for a biography virtually right up to date but it finished abruptly in her early twenties.
Nothing - it was a sincere story of her early life.
She didn't - Mary gave a great performance.
Looking forward to the next instalment.
"A story of tenacity in small chunks."
An autobiography written in unusual style, which took a little getting used to. A sparky child who had to grow up too quickly, but with a heart. A great trip down memory lane of 70s and 80s.
Mary Portas reads her own story brilliantly. Honest, funny, and nostalgic. I absolutely loved it!
"Fabulous, when's the next instalment?"
Mary Portas' story is interesting and inspiring. Lots of laughter and a few tears shed, her passion is clear as her childhood and early career comes to life. I can't wait for the next one.
"Great story about Mary"
This was a great story. Really interesting to read about her early years. It's not often there is such detail about the formative years of someone successful so it's nice to hear. And I learned that Mary went to my school... a few years earlier though :)
"Poignant coming of age story"
I heard Mary read this in snatches on Radio 4 and thus determined to hear it all. Having been brought up at much the same time I enjoyed the product references and description s of the current fashions almost as much as the poignant story of her childhood and adolescence.
"Great, funny to tragic and everything in between"
I really enjoyed this. Amazing to find out such interesting things about Mary. Beautiful description and lovely accents. Loved the references to products in my childhood like Caramac bars and R White's lemonade.
"Absolutely loved this. laugh out loud funny!"
Well done to Mary Portas. Great story, beautifully written, hilariously narrated. Will be listening again.
This was a great biography really well written. I also enjoyed the narration Mary Portas is a natural unlike many authors who's narration sometimes spoils a good book. The story does not bring us up to the present so hope there will be another book in the future. Highly recommended.
"What an amazing memory!"
I can't remember but a few moments from my boyhood. Was very impressed how this talented, stylish and intelligent lady remembered so much, bring it all to life so well. Good times and not so good. Rather inspirational I think. Well read by the author - makes it all the more special.
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