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President Me
- The America That's in My Head
- Narrated by: Adam Carolla
- Length: 6 hrs
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Publisher's Summary
Imagine a world where New York Times best-selling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!
Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times best seller, In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks - but he’s not done.
In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.
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- 21-12-2016
President Me Review by Kug Toohey- Australia
I am a fan of Adam Carolla. His book is an easy read and laugh out loud funny. Some of the content will be very familiar to fans of his daily Podcast, but still very well worth purchasing. The Chapter where he addresses the United Nations is a stand out. Hilarious.
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