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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Audiobook

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

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Publisher's Summary

Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.

My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin's wedding.

We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night" and will "stay under control". Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable "does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!" questions, we'd rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out....

We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained - love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times - raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys. You should be attractive, or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive, or one of our uncles might grope you.

Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the "activity partners" section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin's wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with - featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs - immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the "Internet famous".

In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad) to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank) to proper sexting etiquette and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away).

©2015 David Stangle and Michael Stangle (P)2015 Simon & Schuster

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    michelle 22/01/2016
    michelle 22/01/2016 Member Since 2013
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    "i want my credit back"

    i want my credit back.... worse advice they think of to give to women! seriously!

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    31/05/15
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    "Hilarious"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, it's a great read that keeps you laughing and entertained the entire way though.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates?

    Midget kick to the nuts...hysterical


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh


    Any additional comments?

    You will not be disappointed

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Sheila
    10/05/16
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    "funny read"

    one of those books that have no point but you cant put it down because you need to know the ending.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Haley Brown
    18/03/16
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    "Hilarious"

    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is one of the funniest books I've ever read!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • DEXTER VAN RIPER
    26/05/15
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    "A tucker MAX like failed attemp"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    Very similar to any Tucker Max book without the wittiness and female punishment. Not my favorite book. It lacked direction and quite frankly was all over the place.


    Has Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates turned you off from other books in this genre?

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    Have you listened to any of Dave Stangle and Mike Stangle ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

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    Could you see Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

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  • Steven Tsomedis
    Lynnfield, MA United States
    17/06/15
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    "aweful"

    couple of rich frat boys sharing their rude and stupid adventures. if you like juvenile self indulgence then this is for you.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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  • emma
    28/10/16
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    "Crass and brash"

    The Stangle brothers are crass and brash and yet strangely charming. Despite their self-congratulatory tone on their (sometimes despicable) antics, they come across as basically nice guys, and their stories are often hilarious. Not for the easily offended!

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