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Bathed in Golden Blud
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- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
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Some books should never be opened.
After purchasing a mysterious tome from a popup bookstore, Donald is targeted by a mysterious entity hungry for his deepest fears. However, the line between fear and desire can sometimes be a blurry one, and this clown girl will do anything to ensure she gets enough to eat.
Publisher's Note: this short story contains spicy sex, growth/clown fetishes, and more Easter eggs then you can shake a balloon animal full of glitter at.