Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop.

From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica.

Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is too many? You decide.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on.

More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts...

His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexually inexperienced man will play to 'set the mood'.

So do the charges match the crime? And is it illegal to make too many confusing diss tracks? You decide.

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According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement)

This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a real courtroom... but we have focused on the type of crimes the Cancelled courtroom is equiped for.

These crimes include, stupid lyrics, passing rags off as expensive clothing garments, and storming the stage of multiple award show.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is.

While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime.

Her other crimes include, complaining about money while buying a mansion, standing next to some controversial figures and lying about her previous jobs.

But do the sentences match the charges?

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We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble.

Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever.

You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time.

And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years.

So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more importantly... what were their first impressions of us?

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According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity...

But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what the Cancelled courtroom is all about.

But, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide.

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Claire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time.

This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Philippines, had an affair (allegedly) and starred in the racist propaganda show that is Homeland and assign charges and sentences.

But do the charges fit the crime?

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Is there a right way to quit? Not technically.
But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt.

This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson.

Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment.

And we assign charges and sentences to the flautist turned pop star. FYI - flautist is a professional flute player (thanks Google).

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