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Yours Cruelly, Elvira
- Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark
- Narrated by: Cassandra Peterson
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The woman behind the icon known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the undisputed Queen of Halloween, reveals her full story, filled with intimate bombshells - and told by the bombshell herself.
On Good Friday in 1953, at only 18 months old, 25 miles from the nearest hospital in Manhattan, Kansas, Cassandra Peterson reached for a pot on the stove and doused herself in boiling water. Third-degree burns covered 35 percent of her body, and the prognosis wasn't good. But she survived. Burned and scarred, the impact stayed with her and became an obstacle she was determined to overcome. Feeling like a misfit led to her love of horror. While her sisters played with Barbie dolls, Cassandra played with model kits of Frankenstein and Dracula and idolized Vincent Price.
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- Michael Whittington
- 09-03-2024
Funny and heartfelt
Cassandra’s storytelling is so compelling you’ll be hooked instantly . Fantastic insight into her life ! Her journey into and out from Elvia is pure magic !
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- Miss Mink
- 30-06-2022
Amazing!
Wow what a great listen! Fallen in love with Elvira all over again! So many great stories! I cried, I laughed and felt very inspired!
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- Ashlee
- 03-06-2022
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great story and loved the narration. she was so comfortable you could almost imagine you were sitting having a cuppa and a chat
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- A Cats Tale
- 10-08-2022
cruely amazing!
what a fantastic and amazing life. such a great book with a bombastic audiotrack
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- Tim
- 13-11-2022
Beautiful, touching and hilarious.
I laughed, I cried and felt a connection to the words of this inspiring woman whom I have long admired.
Thank you Ms Peterson for sharing your story with us all. Your loves, hates, vulnerabilities, strengths and struggles reminded me that we put celebrities on pedestals where we admire them, criticise them, judge them, and scrutinise them but that you, like us are beautifully human. Even the Mistress of the Dark has a human story behind her. Love, love love!!
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- Ray Newell
- 03-08-2022
The Queen of Halloween
One of the best books I've listened to this year
thank you Elvira for entertaining me foe so many years xxx.
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- Chico
- 31-08-2023
The best audiobook I have listened too
Thank you Cassandra for your honest Insightful and witty storytelling, it really touched my soul.
I have taken away reflections of my own life to which I totally thank you for.
10/10
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- Robert Muldoon
- 24-11-2022
Very enjoyable
What an amazing life, sometimes charmed, sometimes tragic - a kind of real life Forrest Gump.
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- Sparkstorm
- 04-04-2022
Cruelly Entertaining
Loved it , Must read one of the best books you could read about a beloved Halloween Queen
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- Robin
- 19-04-2023
Wonderful
A truly wonderful and enjoyable listen. Cassandra’s career and life is a patchwork quilt of wins, losses and adventures as she navigates her way to success as one of the most enduring and loved comedic character actresses of all time. As I finished the book I wanted to just reach out and give her the biggest hug, because I felt like she had already given me one with her stories.
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