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The Wayward Bard

By: Lars Machmüller
Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel
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Daniel's Guide to Early Retirement:

  1. Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss.
  2. Hide out in super-exclusive Full Immersion Virtual Reality game until the heat is off.
  3. Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up.
  4. Profit.

With all the pesky planning out of the way, Daniel set out to realize his ultimate dream: gaining enough money to buy a tropical island and spend his days playing the violin and RPGs. What could possibly go wrong?

Disclaimer: There shall be no harems in this series. Overpowered, perfect protagonists will not be tolerated and excessive cursing will result in donations to the swear jar.

©2018 Lars Machmuller (P)2022 Soundbooth Theater (Production) and Lars Machmuller (Audio)

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