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Nice Dragons Finish Last
- Heartstrikers, Book 1
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Audie Award, Fantasy, 2016
As the smallest dragon in the Heartstriker clan, Julius survives by a simple code: keep quiet, don't cause trouble, and stay out of the way of bigger dragons. But this meek behavior doesn't fly in a family of ambitious magical predators, and his mother, Bethesda the Heartstriker, has finally reached the end of her patience. Now, sealed in human form and banished to the DFZ - a vertical metropolis built on the ruins of Old Detroit - Julius has one month to prove he can be a ruthless dragon or kiss his true shape goodbye forever. But in a city of modern mages and vengeful spirits where dragons are considered monsters to be exterminated, he's going to need some serious help to survive this test. He only hopes humans are more trustworthy than dragons....
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- Katy
- 06-09-2017
modern dragon story
loved it. the male narrator does the voices well.
very imaginative setting and rather new for a dragon story. no blasphemy or swearing, which is a plus. and nice undertones of romance and friendship
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