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Fortunately, the Milk...
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 58 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Fortunately, the Milk... by Neil Gaiman, read by Neil Gaiman.
From multi-award-winning Neil Gaiman comes a spectacularly silly, mind-bendingly clever, brilliantly bonkers adventure.
Mum's away. Dad's in charge. There's no milk. So Dad saves the day by going to buy some.
Really, that's all that happens. Very boring. Yawn.
There are absolutely none of the following inside: globby green aliens! Intergalactic police! Pirates! And most definitely not a time-travelling hot-air balloon piloted by the brilliant Professor Steg....
Critic Reviews
"A self-referential gem.... Both author and illustrator are craftsmen at the top of their game, making it look easy." (Sunday Times - Children's Book of the Year 2013)
"Funny and inventive...Neil Gaiman is a phenomenon." (Guardian)
"A story that is as entertaining for adults as children." (Observer)
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- Scott
- 17-07-2023
Awesome
I loved it!
It was really funny and fun to read
I have the book as well
Neil Gamen is a wonderful author
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- Anonymous User
- 26-12-2023
Car trip fun
We listened to it on a family road trip with a 5 and 7 year old. Mr 7- loved the end. Miss 5 thinks the dad was silly.
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- jane goodrich
- 12-01-2022
𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗲
𝗔 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘄𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁!!!
𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁?
𝗜𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗹𝗱?
𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
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- Anonymous User
- 18-05-2023
So wonderful!!
My daughter loves this book so much. So do I. We love it so much.
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