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Chomp
- Narrated by: James Van Der Beek
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The hysterical number one New York Times best seller from Newbery honoree Carl Hiaasen featuring gators, snakes, bats that bite, and reality show hosts gone wild!
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“Hiaasen’s best for a young audience since Newbery Honor Hoot (2002) features a shy, deep-feeling protagonist who’s also a pragmatist and plenty of nature info and age-appropriate cultural commentary…. Humorous adventure tales just don’t get any more wacked…or fun to read than this.” (Kirkus)
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“Chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.” (Los Angeles Times)
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- Emmi
- 09-01-2024
A rollick and roll of a book
Just a delight. Van der Beek was a FANTASTIC narrator to a character rich and deeply funny story. Thanks from me all round.
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