Andreas Suchanek
AUTHOR

Andreas Suchanek

Tap the gear icon above to manage new release emails.
“Why don’t you learn something proper first, boy?” Nope, that was not the first sentence I heard after my birth. That came later. I was born on 21st March 1982 in Landau, a city in the southeast of Germany. According to corresponding statements from several family members, a return was demanded due to the constant and enormous noise level radiating from this little ‘bundle of joy’. “Mommy, can’t we give him back and get a puppy instead?” Thankfully, shop policy states: No returns! Thus, a happy childhood ensued followed by turbulent teenage years. Of course, I won’t spill all the details here. For one, that would ruin the arc of suspense. Also, there wouldn’t be much left for my memoirs. You find more at: www.andreassuchanek.de
Read more Read less

Try Audible membership today. Start enjoying the benefits.

Try Audible for free with an audiobook of your choice.
Automatically renews at AUD $16.45/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Most Popular

Product list
  • Non-member price: $27.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $27.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $13.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $13.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $8.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $8.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $6.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $6.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $27.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $27.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $26.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $26.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $26.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $26.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $26.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $26.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $8.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $8.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $13.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $13.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $13.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $13.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $20.99 or 1 Credit

  • Non-member price: $10.99 or 1 Credit

    Sale price: $10.99 or 1 Credit