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A real hero knows how to rise to the occasion. Dennis is a college student whose only luck with the ladies is ogling them from afar and picking up their misplaced bikini tops the morning after wild pool parties he never attends. After working late nights at Conan's Pizza, his overactive Frazetta-inspired imagination are all that get him through the day. Dreams of slaying beasts to rescue babelicious women will soon be put to the test as his sudden gut-emptying illness turns out to be the side effects of desperate priestess magic.

My name is Zephyros, and I have spent my entire life inside an amazing virtual game world, but when I hacked the mainframe server, the Overseer sentenced me to the real world, where I am now commanded to sacrifice my new and very mortal life for the heaven that cast me out. The real world is far horrifying and crazier than I could have ever expected. What's worse is the war I have been sent to fight is against fantastical creatures and demons and the human body I’ve been placed is hard to endure, given how it suffers the agonies of its mortal existence.

Dennis rides onward toward his destiny, manning up for his quest to rescue all the college babes in peril he can find. With his women by his side, he sets upon a journey to the strange lands of the North, hoping to chase down a rumored lost hottie from back home and gain knowledge and allies he'll need when his time to face the Dark One comes. But the horseback road trip is anything but an easy ride through the countryside. Can he swing his mighty sword enough to thrust his way ever closer to destiny, or will the wilds of Galderia and the forces of darkness prove too much for him?

The journey ever closer to the Dark Lord brings greater threats to the beloved three Dennis swore to protect. He's seriously considering tossing the mantle of fate from his shoulders and keeping his women safe in Yedia, where he can stay on top of the situation. Yet, ignoring the prophecy would leave numerous others lost or enslaved, and Galderia would surely fall further into darkness. This puts the wrong kind of kink in his plan. Across the landscape ahead of him, once-vanquished adversaries, merciless forces, and new evils lie in wait to destroy him and all he fights to safeguard.

I am Zephyros, Goblin General and number-one enemy of the Emissaries of Elysium, the faction to which I once belonged. As former allies turn out to be today’s enemies, I am once again faced with a new dilemma: the love of my warrior women or the loyalty of my succubus lover.

I am Zephyros, once the most famed of the raiders of the emissary army, till they found out I was also working for the other side, and I lost everything: My harem of deadly warriors, my succubus lover, and the trust of my superior, the great General Amyndas. But now, I’ve been given a chance to redeem myself. Why? The tide has turned, and my general is desperate for all the help he can get. I’m not in a position to turn his offer down.

I am Zephyros, outcast and lawbreaker, now sentenced to worst punishment my judges could serve—to become a disposable soldier made to die in war against the enemy, the demon lords. So, who could have thought that I could overcome my punishment to become the greatest warrior of the Emissaries of Elysium and the leader of a team of the four of the sexiest woman warriors on Earth?