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My career as a realtor bored me, except for when I got to test my handyman skills. So, when I finally saved enough, I purchased the most rundown manor I could find. The problem? A few guests rest within its walls. Repairing the mansion is the challenge I craved, but a string of vandalisms keeps us on edge. Someone, or something, doesn’t want us living here. It turns out Sunnyside won’t be as peaceful as I expected.

I have met every challenge head-on and emerged victorious, but now I must face the realization that helping to repopulate the goblin race will take a lot more work than I originally thought. Amidst my efforts to advance technology, build a house for my family, and prepare the city of Gillamoor for war, I must find the time to father as many children as physically possible. The future of the goblins depends on it. To make matters worse, I must travel to Holmar and continue my work there while trying to negotiate peace with the war-hungry orcs, who only respect the strongest of warriors.

Can a legendary warrior become a mage? Can a master of the sword take up the staff? With a little help, one swordsman intends to do just that. Master swordsman Leo Faulkner travels to Crestmarch, a frontier town, where he hopes to learn wild magic. Fortunately for him, the beautiful Mage Seer Elizabeth Kincaid agrees to be his tutor.

David has what he always dreamed of! A homestead of his own, two lovely female companions by his side, and a powerful Class that makes life a lot easier. That doesn’t mean things are getting boring! With a grand festival coming up, David is looking forward to fun activities and maybe even testing his strength a little. After all, what’s a festival without a tournament? He won’t be going there alone, though. With Diane and Leigh at his side, things are looking to get cozy. The real question is: will the three of them fit in just one tent?

You know, life is funny sometimes. When I stumbled across a strange weather phenomenon in the middle of the woods, I could have sworn that it was just a prank from one of my friends. But the truth was, it was a portal, and as soon as I touched it I found myself in a new world, one filled with orcs and elves and most notably, goblins. The breathtaking beauty of the goblin women was something I never would have expected, but hey. Learn something new every day. They had a problem, though. A serious problem.

A grand adventure begins! David and his women must travel to the Dungeon of Nimos Sedia to retrieve the Star Jewel and save the life of Celeste, the fair elven maiden. Their journey deep into wild regions will bring new sights and experiences. Ancient elven ruins, hidden glades of wonder, and the wild beauty of the great outdoors await them! Between his steadfast and lovely companions and his arsenal of summons and skills, David is ready for the challenge. His cozy homestead will await their return, and so will the elven maiden.

David has mastered magic, alchemy, farming, and even built his own house. As it turns out, elven courtship rituals are at least as complicated as any of those. David has to overcome many trials before he can call the fair elven maiden Celeste his own. There will be moonlit walks, deep conversations, and a bake-off during which Celeste’s stuffy uncle and David’s… vibrant grandparents will need to get along… Defeating a troll to get an engagement ring is probably going to be the easy part.

Stuck working a dead-end job, another lonely Valentine's Day passes Oliver by. There's a coworker he's kind of into, but irl flirting isn't as easy as choosing the right dialog option and clicking a button, sadly... but what if it was? After a lonely night jackin' it under the influence of Special Californian Gummies™, Oliver awakens to what appears to be a complete psychotic breakdown. System notifications, menus, stats, and so much more RPG crap gets injected into his life faster than you can say, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Schizophrenia'.

After Trent Marston reunites with Princess Victoria and secures her base of operations, Victoria receives an urgent missive from Princess Ivy of the necromancer nation of Corrin. Ivy now feels Corrin has lost its way, and after years of war with Dalry and Hesia, the death mage princess wishes to forge a new alliance with Victoria... but only if Victoria’s agents can free her from imprisonment in a remote magic academy.

With the homestead thriving, David and his women are looking to pick up a new quest. And it just so happens a party of adventurers has gone missing and might need help.

Having survived the Battle of Gillamoor, I now enjoyed the life of a hero. Honor has been heaped upon my name and I continued my efforts helping the goblins repopulate. But paradise is sometimes short-lived. The goblin military was a mess, so I had to train them into something that could survive another attack. In the midst of that, I had to find the time to start building my life in Gillamoor. With help from my companions, I began preparations for my journey to the south, to confront Odewyn, who held one of the keys to defeating Vogrim.

After Tristan found himself on planet Yaraganin with the rest of humanity, it took weeks to find his way to the spot he would call home. Himself and five other women from the earth and their children made the long trek to Beast Grove. With five other local women and their children, he set up the start of their homestead just in time for the start of a Deep Winter, one that only comes every hundred years. Now the race for survival starts. The fear of starving to death hangs over their heads due to the increased metabolism their higher attributes give them.

With Odewyn defeated, I had the tools needed to survive the treacherous Drowned Lands. But before embarking on that perilous journey, I had work to do: not only did I need to begin construction on my home, but I had to oversee the building of defensive fortifications for the entire city of Gillamoor. The elves were coming, and when they arrived, I wanted them to see an impenetrable fortress.

David finally learns the identity of the ancestor who founded his powerful Bloodline. With that knowledge, a few things about the past start to make more sense, and David feels he is close to unraveling the rest of the mystery.

A massive army of minotaurs, orcs, and other fearsome monsters is on the march for Gillamoor. Once they destroy that city, they'll move on to the rest of the world. And I am the only person that can stop them. No pressure or anything. Hours of hard work has ensured that our beautiful new house is nearly complete. In there, I will live a life I never could have even dreamed of, with four wives, plenty of kids, and a city that cherishes me. My efforts have also invented a new method of travel, which will revolutionize transportation. The celebrations don't last long, though.

My career as a realtor bored me, except for when I got to test my handyman skills. So, when I finally saved enough, I purchased the most rundown manor I could find to scratch the itch. The problem? A few guests rest within its walls who pique my interest in the most delightful ways.

With his home in order, David is eager to unveil the mysteries of his Bloodline and learn more about his powers. It’s a good thing there’s a feisty catgirl Bloodmage around to help him with that.

With the nature of David Wilson’s Bloodline soon to be revealed, winter at the homestead is bound to get exciting! But when it comes to magical ancestry, answers often raise more questions… Uncovering the fate of the ancestor who forged David’s Bloodline will take him and his companions on a far journey to mystical archives in distant lands. Quests and perils await! Oh, and David and his women had better pack some diapers, because a new Wilson is about to join the party…

The prosperity and peace that David and his companions have built is under threat. Kobolds and goblins are on the march… and something wicked leads them. This will be no simple Dungeon run. Joined by his mysterious Soulbond, Telwyra, David will learn that his Bloodline and the fate of Earth and Tannoris are intertwined. To defend what he has built, David must embrace his powers and complete his party of companions.

After being betrayed by the very kingdom he saved, Jacob Stone forsook his title of Hero. Now he lives the simple life of a barkeep. Yet even that life is irrevocably erased when a young woman named Enyo appears before him. She claims to be the daughter of the former Dark Lord and has come seeking his aid. He’d normally never consider lending her a hand, but when she tells him that she knows of a way for him to return home, he’s left with little recourse.