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How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)
- A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing (Ruin Your Life Now 7)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 59 mins
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Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.
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How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)
- A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing (Ruin Your Life Now 7)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 7
- Length: 59 mins
- Release date: 16-05-2025
- Language: English
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So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage)
- A Survival Guide to Loving Someone Who Is Always Filming, and ... Fully Present (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 14)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Kat Mackay
- Length: 59 mins
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You thought dating was hard before? Try dating someone who live-streams their coffee order, documents every minor inconvenience for engagement, and will 100% use your relationship as content. This brutally honest, hilariously unhinged guide will walk you through the emotional minefield of modern romance, covering critical topics like: Why their phone gets more eye contact than you. How to spot the red flags (hint: if they own a ring light, run).
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So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage)
- A Survival Guide to Loving Someone Who Is Always Filming, and ... Fully Present (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 14)
- Narrated by: Kat Mackay
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 14
- Length: 59 mins
- Release date: 10-07-2025
- Language: English
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The King's Daughter
- By: Isabella "Pansy" Alden
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
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Dell Bronson arrives in Lewiston unsure of what awaits her, but with a strong sense of her identity and of her duty to help her estranged father. However, as she finds herself at great odds with her father, his alcoholism, and the town’s stubborn refusal to give up their ways, she begins to question her mission. It is then that she must remember who her true Father is and how to live out of obedience, rather than understanding, as she awaits God’s plan for her life and for this seemingly hopeless town.
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The King's Daughter
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 11-02-2025
- Language: English
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Menopausalgodzilla
- By: Jacqueline Pansy
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Pansy
- Length: 43 mins
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A humorous take on menopause for adults, blending raw honesty with laugh-out-loud moments. It's a relatable, lighthearted exploration of life after 40, offering quirky advice and resonating with listeners who've experienced "the change."
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Menopausalgodzilla
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Pansy
- Length: 43 mins
- Release date: 10-09-2025
- Language: English
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Dead Inside, But Functional
- A Guide to Barely Existing Without Losing Your Mind (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 1)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
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Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don’t actually have to care—you just have to look like you do. This book is not about healing. It’s about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society just enough to avoid suspicion.
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Dead Inside, But Functional
- A Guide to Barely Existing Without Losing Your Mind (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Release date: 10-07-2025
- Language: English
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So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?
- A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 13)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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Congratulations! You’ve matched with a Tech Bro. Maybe he built a “disruptive” app that nobody asked for. Maybe he describes himself as an “entrepreneur” but lives with four roommates. Maybe he just pitched you a startup idea during your first date. Either way, welcome to the rollercoaster ride that is dating a man who thinks “Web3” is a personality. This hilariously brutal field guide will help you navigate, survive, and ultimately regret your decision to date a man whose primary relationship is with his second monitor.
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So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?
- A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 13)
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 13
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 08-07-2025
- Language: English
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What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)
- A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 20)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Ivy E Hensley
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
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From the deeply unqualified mind behind every bad decision you’ve ever made comes "What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)," a deeply unhelpful guide to overanalyzing your entire existence, making terrible impulse purchases, and aggressively avoiding reality. In this book, you’ll find zero useful advice, but you WILL find an emotional breakdown disguised as a shopping spree—because spending $500 on throw pillows is easier than going to therapy.
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What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)
- A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 20)
- Narrated by: Ivy E Hensley
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 20
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
- Release date: 08-07-2025
- Language: English
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Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, in Which Case, Panic)
- A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 4)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Jon Gerten
- Length: 56 mins
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This is not a self-help book. This is a validation of your deeply chaotic existence—a hilarious, biting, and painfully relatable deep dive into the spirals, overthinking, and worst-case-scenario fantasies that come with having a brain that refuses to chill.
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Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, in Which Case, Panic)
- A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Jon Gerten
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 18-06-2025
- Language: English
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Wise and Otherwise
- The Ester Ried Series, Book 4
- By: Isabella "Pansy" Alden
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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The fourth book in the Esther Reid series, Wise and Otherwise deepens the spiritual and relational threads among familiar characters. When Dell Bronson comes to stay with Abbie, their time together is soon shaped by the arrival of a new pastor—one whose past intersects painfully with Dell’s.
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Wise and Otherwise
- The Ester Ried Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Trisha Rose
- Series: Ester Ried Series, Book 4
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 10-06-2025
- Language: English
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I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 24
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Glen Haupt
- Length: 33 mins
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I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation is a brutally honest, darkly hilarious exposé of every man who thought “she’s been through a lot” meant “I have a chance.”
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I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 24
- Narrated by: Glen Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 24
- Length: 33 mins
- Release date: 05-06-2025
- Language: English
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I Can Fix Him
- But First Let Me Break Myself Completely: A Guide to Dating Human Dumpster Fires with Confidence (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Length: 42 mins
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I Can Fix Him (But First Let Me Break Myself Completely) is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide for every woman who has ever tried to date a human red flag and call it a healing journey. This isn't your typical relationship advice book. It’s a full-blown exorcism of the Savior Complex, delivered with biting wit, surgical sarcasm, and the clarity that only comes after crying in your car for the fifth time this month.
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I Can Fix Him
- But First Let Me Break Myself Completely: A Guide to Dating Human Dumpster Fires with Confidence (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23)
- Narrated by: Li Haupt
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23
- Length: 42 mins
- Release date: 04-06-2025
- Language: English
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It’s A YP Thing Podcast
- By: Pansy Johnson
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Welcome to It's A YP Thing podcast! If you are a young professional this is the podcast for you. On this podcast we discuss all things young professional but most importantly I encourage, educate, and elevate you to be the most outstanding, ambitious, goal-driven young professional you can be!
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Planet Twerp
- By: Jacqueline Pansy
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Pansy
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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A middle-grade sci-fi adventure, about 12 year-old Dean and his dog, Mr. Quiggs. During a cruise, a typhoon strands them in a lifeboat, where they encounter Skrugs, a tiny alien from Planet Twerp. A wormhole mishap sends them on a wild journey. Every brain cell they possess must be used in order to survive. It’s praised for its fast-paced action and appeal to 10-13 year-olds, especially adventure and sci-fi fans, including adults.
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Planet Twerp
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Pansy
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 13-04-2023
- Language: English
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You Don’t Need a Life Coach, You Need a Lobotomy: A Brutally Honest Guide to Fixing Your Pathetic Existence
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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This book won't change your life—because you're the only one who can do that, and let's be honest, you probably won't. But it will make you laugh, cringe in recognition, and maybe—just maybe—inspire you to stop blaming the universe for your problems and start making actual changes.
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You Don’t Need a Life Coach, You Need a Lobotomy: A Brutally Honest Guide to Fixing Your Pathetic Existence
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 25
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Release date: 29-05-2025
- Language: English
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Insomnia Relief Book
- Heal The Root Not The Symptoms
- By: Pansy Worthy
- Narrated by: Katie Houle
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
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Insomnia is a common sleep disorder that affects millions of people worldwide. It is characterized by difficulty falling asleep, staying asleep, or getting restful sleep. Insomnia can significantly impact a person's overall health and well-being, leading to fatigue, irritability, and difficulty concentrating. This comprehensive guide will explore the causes, the different types of insomnia, and the various treatments available to help manage and overcome this disruptive condition.
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Insomnia Relief Book
- Heal The Root Not The Symptoms
- Narrated by: Katie Houle
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 27-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Be a Debbie Downer
- A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 6)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Rebekah Amber Clark
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
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Are you tired of people being happy around you? Do you dream of a world where no one dares to enjoy life in your presence? Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it’s crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer.
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How to Be a Debbie Downer
- A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 6)
- Narrated by: Rebekah Amber Clark
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 6
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 16-05-2025
- Language: English
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Therapy Is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself
- How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 17)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 41 mins
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"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.
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Therapy Is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself
- How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 17)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 17
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 16-05-2025
- Language: English
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Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed
- A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 5)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Cora Dean
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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Are you tired of getting ghosted? Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come? Ever wondered how you, too, can master the art of emotional escape artistry? Good news, coward! This book is here to validate your worst instincts and teach you how to disappear like a true professional. Whether you’ve been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.
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Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed
- A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 5)
- Narrated by: Cora Dean
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 5
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Release date: 16-05-2025
- Language: English
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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human
- Because Deep Thoughts Are a Liability (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 18)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing the art of not giving a damn.
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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human
- Because Deep Thoughts Are a Liability (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 18)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 16-05-2025
- Language: English
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I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
- A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 8)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
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Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis? Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices? Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening? Congratulations! You’re just like everyone else. This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to: Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.
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I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
- A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 8)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 8
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Release date: 16-05-2025
- Language: English
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