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A las tranquilas gemelas Lola y Lilia las ataca un extraño virus proveniente de las islas Papanoa llamado travesuritis aguda que ataca a los niños excesivamente bien portados. Los síntomas son coloridas y multiformes manchas en la piel y una compulsión irrefrenable por hacer todas las diabluras posibles. ¿Hay alguna manera de remediarlo?

Willkommen an der Schule der Wunderdinge! Hier erhält jedes Kind einen magischen Gegenstand, den es beschützen muss. Einen mechanischen Schmetterling, einen Zauberkompass, ja sogar einen Tarnumhang. Das kann ja nur ein wundersames Schuljahr werden! Doch als Tilly Bohnenstängel den Kerzenständer Lux überreicht bekommt, hält sich ihre Begeisterung in Grenzen. Denn Lux ist nicht nur frech, er kokelt auch alles an.

Tout le monde m’a toujours dit que ma vie pourrait être adaptée en une série télévisée, tellement je me retrouve toujours dans des situations invraisemblables. Pour vrai, même en te les racontant, j’ai de la difficulté à croire que c’est de ma vie qu’il est question. Pas de bon sens, je te dis!

Tout le monde m’appelle Miss Parfaite et s’imagine que ma vie est géniale, que je possède tous les talents et que j’ai de la chance. La vérité est que je me retrouve toujours dans des situations abracadabrantes. Et que ma vie est loin d’être parfaite. La preuve: c’est la Saint-Valentin et j’ai reçu, en pleine classe, deux roses de deux prétendants. Mais il y a un gros problème. L’un d’eux est Milan, le crush de mon ex meilleure amie, et l’autre est Anthony, le gars que toutes les filles admirent et qui sort avec Chloé, la reine incontestée de l’école.

En el norte de Turambul vivía la peor señora del mundo. A sus hijos los castigaba cuando se portaban bien y cuando se portaban mal. Todos se alejaban en cuanto la veían acercarse. Hasta que un día, sus hijos y los habitantes del pueblo decidieron hacer algo para poner fin a sus maldades.

¡Urgente! Se solicitan “buscalacranes”. Experiencia mínima, indispensable que pesen más de cuarenta kilos. Leidi, Juliana y Sancho no reunían ninguna de las condiciones, pero eran los mejores cazabichos, por lo que respondieron al anuncio para ayudar al doctor Östengruff en la búsqueda de un contraveneno para la “bampacrisis”, y así evitar que hiciera ¡bamp!.. y se esfumara.

No soy que digamos muy aplicado, pero al menos nunca repruebo una materia, ni siquiera Matemáticas. He de reconocer que tengo un defecto: a veces me da por decir mentiras. Más bien mentiritas, porque nunca son nada grave. Como el día que rompí un florero y le eché la culpa a Júpiter. A él no lo iban a regañar como a mí. O como la vez que no quería ir a casa de los abuelos para quedarme a ver un partido de futbol en la tele y fingí que estaba enfermo del estómago....

Los Futbolísimos se enfrentan al misterio más grande que han conocido hasta la fecha: ¿Es posible ganar un partido de fútbol sin meter ni un solo gol? ¿Y dos? ¿Y un torneo? En ocasiones, meterse un gol en propia puerta esconde mucho más de lo que parece a primera vista.

¿Te imaginas que en la vida real se pudiera rebobinar y ver lo que acabamos de hacer a cámara lenta? Pues algo así es lo que ocurre con el ojo de halcón, que se vuelven a ver las jugadas de un partido justo después de que acaban de ocurrir para ver si ha sido gol, falta o fuera de juego.

Alle Abenteuer in einem Band! Freunde, Mitbürger, Murmeltiere, aufgepasst! Hier kommt Billy Backe aus Walle Wacke. Das schlaue Murmeltier hat viele Freunde, die es alle pfotendick hinter den Ohren haben: Polly Posthörnchen, Billy the Kid auf seinem Zwergpferd Rosa und den geheimnisvollen Schrönk. Gemeinsam schlittern sie von einem Abenteuer ins nächste: Mit knapper Not entkommt Billy Backe den Klapperkrokodilen. Und als auch noch Murmeltier Mucki Bude von den Wackelriesen entführt wird, brechen die Freunde auf zu einer waghalsigen Rettungsaktion.

"Does that mean you don't have a boyfriend?" I narrowed my eyes at him but he still figured out the truth. He gazed at me for a moment then asked, "Have you ever had a boyfriend?" I blushed again. Even deeper than before. My lack of response answered the question for me. I think this was the reaction Seth was hoping for since he leaned in really close. I instinctively tried to back away from him but seeing as how I was lying in bed, and he was blocking my escape, the only thing I could do was sink down into my pillow.

Kloud9 is an exclusive magazine for youth, encapsulating interesting and motivational content for the listeners, by the listeners. The aim is to develop their creative talents and showcase them too. Kloud9 organises an All-India Short Story Contest in two categories every year - Junior (classes VII to IX) and Senior (classes X to XII, also referred to as first year graduation). Reaching for Kloud9 comprises award-winning stories from Junior and Senior categories, 2015-17.

Steven (Slim) Pickings is on the edge of a breakdown - but then, it always feels like Slim is teetering on the edge of something. The difference this time is that something’s caused Slim’s worries to come alive! He’s set loose a bunch of annoying, pesky, outrageously contagious creatures - and they’re infecting everyone they meet and massing to take over the town! To stop them, Slim will have to do more than just team up with his family and friends - he’ll have to face his fears, literally.

When Jerry falls asleep on the bus to school, he's incredibly hacked off to wake up and discover he's on another planet. The realisation that he's just been sold to a family of aliens by an exotic pet shop, does nothing to improve Jerry's mood. Harchi Jannan and his son, Chad, are thrilled with their unique new pet, but Rashila Jannan is so furious with her husband for buying it, she's ready to shed her tail tip.

It's just a regular trip for Kevin, and he comes back with just the regular sorts of things. Some local fudge, a scented candle for his mum...and his own personal god. It's Abandinus, a little-known Celtic deity who has suddenly found a new purpose in his eternal life - sorting out Kevin's. With a god on your side, everything's going to get a lot easier, isn't it? After all, a god can get stuff done. The trouble is, it's not always the kind of stuff Kevin has in mind....

Morgan (McFactoid) McCracken spews random (but fascinating) facts whenever he gets flustered. As if that's not enough to warrant getting picked on, Morgan actually has to shave! And that's too much for Brad Buckholtz, a witless bully who constantly beats up Morgan. As an aspiring inventor, Morgan figures if he can just come up with a product that will stop his facial hair from growing, then Buckholtz will no longer have a reason to pummel him.

When the children are snowed in during a dinner ladies' detention for what could turn into weeks, things look bad. After all, dinner ladies are not overly fond of children, and their cooking is terrible! Now London has been evacuated, and time and food are running out. Bagdemagus, the magical school cat, is behaving very strangely - can he help the children make their escape?

When his parents return from Kenya with a cute little green lizard on his eighth birthday (he's two times two times two), Jacob Two-Two is thrilled. But it isn't long before Jacob realizes that his new pet, Dippy, isn't a lizard after all. And as months pass, it is apparent Dippy isn't so little either. Soon Dippy is attracting all sorts of unwanted attention, and before he knows it, Jacob is on the run from the Canadian government with a full-grown dinosaur to hide.

Sometimes you find trouble, and sometimes trouble finds you. The mischief continues in the second book of a trouble-loving middle grade series! It’s Seamus Hinkle’s second semester at Kilter Academy, where he’s quickly become an ace troublemaking student. In fact, the headmistress has even entrusted him with a special assignment - one he’s forbidden to share with any of his friends. But Seamus has also come up with his own mission, and it’s a doozy.

Seamus Hinkle has encountered a good deal of mystery and a lot of secrets since he first started at Kilter Academy. The longer he’s there, the more unanswered questions he seems to have. At last it seems like he just might get some answers as he and his troublemaker friends prepare for a huge event: a Kilter Academy retreat in the Adirondack Mountains with all the students… and their parents. Will Seamus finally learn how his own mother is connected to Annika, the mercurial headmistress of Kilter?