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    • Artemis Fowl

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Gerry O'Brien
    • Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 99

    Twelve-year-old villain, Artemis Fowl, is the most ingenious criminal mastermind in history. His bold and daring plan is to hold a leprechaun to ransom. But he’s taking on more than he bargained for when he kidnaps Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaissance Unit). For a start, leprechaun technology is more advanced than our own. Add to that the fact that Holly is a true heroine and that her senior officer Commander Root will stop at nothing to get her back and you’ve got the mother of all sieges brewing!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Excellent adaptation

    • By Janette on 25-01-2018

    Non-member price: $31.23

    • Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Gerry O'Brien
    • Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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    Someone has been supplying Class-A illegal human power sources to the goblins. Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Unit is sure that her archenemy, 13-year-old Artemis Fowl, is responsible. But is he? Artemis has his own problems to deal with: his father is being held to ransom and only a miracle will save him. Maybe this time a brilliant plan just won’t be enough. Maybe this time Artemis needs help....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Great story

    • By Marc on 23-03-2018

    Non-member price: $31.23

    • The Last Guardian: Artemis Fowl, Book 8

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
    • Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
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      5 out of 5 stars 34
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    Is this Armageddon for the Artemis Fowl? Opal Koboi, power-crazed pixie, is plotting to exterminate mankind and become fairy queen. If she succeeds, the spirits of long-dead fairy warriors will rise from the earth, inhabit the nearest available bodies and wreak mass destruction. But what happens if those nearest bodies include crows, or deer, or badgers - or two curious little boys by the names of Myles and Beckett Fowl? Yes, it’s true. Criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl’s four-year-old brothers could be involved in destroying the human race.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Loved it

    • By Amazon Customer on 30-04-2017

    Non-member price: $31.23

    • Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Gerry O'Brien
    • Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 35

    Evil pixie, Opal Koboi, is back and she’s more dangerous than ever. This time she doesn’t just want power over the fairy People - this time she wants the humans too. Captain Holly Short is the only fairy with a hope of stopping her, but as Holly knows, it takes one genius criminal mastermind to fight another. But the 14-year-old genius that Holly is thinking of doesn’t even remember that fairies exist. How is she going to convince Artemis Fowl to help her stop Opal?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • brilliant

    • By Sean f. on 13-10-2018

    Non-member price: $31.23

    • Doctor Who: Thirteen Doctors 13 Stories

    • By: Naomi Alderman, Malorie Blackman, Holly Black, and others
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
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      4 out of 5 stars 1

    A new version of this much-loved anthology, with a brand-new story featuring the brand-new Thirteenth Doctor from literary sensation Naomi Alderman! Twelve wonderful tales of adventure, science, magic, monsters and time travel - featuring all 12 Doctors - are waiting for you in this very special Doctor Who audiobook. 

    Non-member price: $36.45

    • Artemis Fowl

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Adrian Dunbar
    • Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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      5 out of 5 stars 6
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    Twelve-year-old villain Artemis Fowl is the most ingenious criminal mastermind in history. His bold and daring plan is to hold a leprechaun to ransom. But he's taking on more than he bargained for when he kidnaps Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaissance Unit). For a start, leprechaun technology is more advanced than our own.

    Non-member price: $20.96

    • Guys Read: Funny Business

    • By: Jon Scieszka, Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, and others
    • Narrated by: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, and others
    • Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
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      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
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      2.5 out of 5 stars 3

    Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.

    Non-member price: $31.78

    • Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Adrian Dunbar
    • Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
    • Abridged
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    The stunning 5th audio title in Eoin Colfer's mega-selling Artemis Fowl series. 10 millennia ago, the fairy people were defeated in a great battle with mankind, forcing them to move underground. Only the 8th family of fairies remained undefeated: the demons. But now one demon has discovered the secrets of the fairy world, and if humans get hold of this information, the fairies are in BIG trouble. Only one person can prevent this disaster, teenage criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl.

    Non-member price: $24.97

    • Ed's Funny Feet

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Morgan C Jones
    • Length: 17 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Ed Cooper has a problem with his big toes. The doctor says Ed needs 'correction shoes'. Disaster! Everybody will laugh at him. Ed uses every trick he can think of not to wear the shoes. He even tries DIY foot-straighteners! But it's no use. The shoes arrive. Ed opens the box, and the shoes are not as bad as he'd thought. They're worse!

    Non-member price: $26.59

    • Ed's Bed

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Morgan C Jones
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Poor Ed Cooper seems to have one problem after another - his life is never boring. This time around Ed is having problems in school. He just can't get his head around his time-tables.

    At home things are bad too - Ed has started to wet his bed. What is Ed to do?

    Non-member price: $21.26

    • Mary's Hair and the Fish in the Bathtub

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Caroline Lennon, Mike Grady
    • Length: 40 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Mary loathes her big, curly, bushy hair and so she chops it all off...and she looks fantastic! But her mammy is not convinced and forbids her from ever cutting her own hair again. But she didn't say anything about anyone else.... Little Lucja's Grandpa Feliks plans to have a tasty Christmas Eve dinner of carp. But when the carp arrives alive and takes up residence in the bathtub, has Grandpa Feliks finally met his match?

    Non-member price: $7.93

    • Going Potty

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Morgan C Jones
    • Length: 15 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Ed Cooper's a senior infant now and that means using the big boys' toilet. Ed needs 'to go' but he just can't. The big white toilet is very different to the junior infants' loo - with no lock on the door and goodness knows what hiding 'down there'! What can Ed do? He can't hold on forever. Maybe, just maybe, there's a way out - Gran's potty. Gran's potty is no ordinary potty but can it help save the day?

    Non-member price: $15.94

    • Benny and Omar

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Tom Farrelly
    • Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
    • Abridged
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    'In my old school, we had fighting, no pool and there'd be vicious matches against the other schools...I miss all that stuff!' Moving to Africa is the worst thing that has ever happened to Benny Shaw. No one plays hurling (the best game on the planet) and the local school is run by hippies who like to talk about feelings. As if. But when Benny meets wisecracking Omar (the name's Bond, James Bond Omar) who only speaks English in TV catchphrases, he decides that maybe life in this new country can be fun after all.

    Non-member price: $18.74

    • Benny and Babe

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Tom Farrelly
    • Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
    • Abridged
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    'Benny glowered at her. Babe by name, but most certainly not by nature'....A summer in the Irish countryside is not Benny Shaw's idea of a good time. Especially since the people of Duncade don't appreciate him as the sporting prodigy that he is. All he gets is teasing, which is a favourite pastime of annoying tomboy Babe Meara. Streetwise Benny has met his match and he doesn't know the rules of this particular game. And when Babe turns from a real pain into a real girl, the trouble well and truly begins.

    Non-member price: $18.24

    • The Dog Who Lost His Bark

    • By: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Don Wycherly
    • Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Patrick has been desperate for a dog of his own for a long as he can remember - and this summer, with his father away, he longs for a buddy more than ever. In his short doggy life, Oz has suffered at the hands of bad people. Somewhere out there, he believes, is an awesome boy - his boy. Maybe when they find each other he will learn to bark again....

    Non-member price: $31.89