episode trigger warning: discussion of suicide and self-harm.

if you were stranded on a desert island and could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

~boiled broccoli and carrots, lamb, kale chips, and three hard ciders: one for each of us, and then one to split~

nick talks about his first crush in high school and how he reacted to it in the healthiest, calmest, subtlest, maturest, kindest, soundest, serenest, smoothest, coolest way imaginable. we definitely do NOT have clarae read excerpts from nick's 2014 diary, and nick is DEFINITELY NOT extremely anxious about releasing this episode :^)

happy thanksgiving, gobble gobble, we're living on stolen native land

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in this week's student mail, nick and clarae read absolutely insane, bananas, off-the-rails, mega-coconuts stories submitted by ~you~ the listeners. this week's batch includes high school musical theater threats, overly-active gag reflexes, nighttime coffee shop break-ins, and three muskateers vs. diwali.

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in our very first student mail episode, nick and clarae read (sex) story submissions sent in from listeners. this week's batch includes mortuary sex, the cons of having an apple watch, and math tutors.

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come get y'all circumcisions. nick and clarae leave no detail out as they dish the most intimate details of their sex lives. from painful bl*wjobs on prom to talking about dead moms when he's about to enter you, there's a little bit here for everyone. and, of course, nick shares the all-time classic story of his adult circumcision at age 19. all bodies are beautiful xoxo

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All right, I'll give it a shot. I am a connoisseur of beauty, thereby mezmerized in the presence of classical music, poetry, nature, and women. As far as hobbies go, I take up the sketch pad when I have the chance to add visuals to my 7 series opus that is in the works. I am a Christian who has watched a healthy amount of anime and, in consequence, is always open for a philosophical, psychological, or sociological conversation. Of course, what I did throughout most of highschool was perform on stage, so musical theatre is also very dear to me.

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back up, you live in our parking lot now.

in this week's installment of the clarae cinematic universe, nick and clarae discuss the action packed saga of trying to get clarae to LAX on time.

obstacles include: meagan's work schedule, the grove, umami burger, parking lots, parking lot attendants, the culver city westfield, dan's vanishing car, nick's funny little doctor, clarae's clinical anxiety, and nick's poor time management.

heroes of the story include: nick's friend ryan, jose the uber driver, dan, nick's weirdly fatherly voice, and business class.

nick also dives into some high school trauma that's been alluded to for seven episodes, and talks about an insane hookup story with a fraternity brother (NOT CLICKBAIT).

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join us in our oxen-carried covered wagon as we make our way to the NXIVM cult with our cymbals and our nipple-length sashes. ever wondered what joining a sorority at a state school where all the girls actively dislike you is like? then listen up

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